John Barrowman is busy at the moment, in a meeting with BBC executives formulating the finer points of his new series, Pets Set Off Fireworks in Old People's Letterboxes Whilst Naked Policemen Learn to Limbo Dance on Hot Coals.
The BBC hope it combines all the popular elements of popular reality television shows, and coupled with a well-known & much loved, it will see viewing figures rivalling perhaps even those enjoyed by The Jeremy Kyle Show.