MESSAGE TO ALL TURDFORGE REFUGEE TRASH.....

[Sarek]

Don't bother, he ain't too good at it. It'd be better if somebody knocked out all of his teeth so he can gum it.

Still nothing.

You really should come up with a new name. Captain Pansy Ass perhaps?

 

[Sarek]

Hey Sarek, jump on chat, unless you're at work and can't.

PM.

 

[Markb]

Hey Sarek, jump on chat, unless you're at work and can't.

And I just bet you've got some nice doggie yum yum's for him if he does, don't ya Bonzie?

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Seriously, who is Sarek?

Oh, some nobody who has hung around TK slurping up the old leavings T'Bonz's husband deposited during their nights of passion and pretends he is some big troll. *shrugs*

 

[Trinity]

Tamar, why didn't Elwood pay the bill so that Wordforge wouldn't be shut down?

 

[Lilith]

I thought WF was back?

 

[Anna]

^
It's not.

 

[Sarek]

Oh, some nobody who has hung around TK slurping up the old leavings T'Bonz's husband deposited during their nights of passion and pretends he is some big troll. *shrugs*

You have me confused with Storm Rucker.

I'm not quite sure how managed it, but if you take your face out of his crotch and look up for a minute, you'll see I'm a male.

 

[Trinity]

No, WF isn't back. Why do you think there are still so many WF members posting here now?

 

[Sarek]

No, WF isn't back. Why do you think there are still so many WF members posting here now?

They're to stupid to realize that this isn't Turdforge?

That's the first guess that comes to mind anyway.

 

[T'Bonz]

Oh, some nobody who has hung around TK slurping up the old leavings T'Bonz's husband deposited during their nights of passion and pretends he is some big troll. *shrugs*

Now, now, just because you're unacquainted with the concept of showering, don't take it out on me.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Why shower when one can take a bubblebath?

It is sweet to see that one can still find lovers when the old folks' home is beckoning. Sweeter still to see the old bat defend her helpless, spineless leech from the evil trolls.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll still have your fun when you move in the home, just tell the orderlies that he's your grandson and no one will suspect a thing!

 

[T'Bonz]

Bubblebath? Yeah, I guess having an outhouse and a tin bath out in the backyard make it hard to shower. One can always go out naked in the rain, I suppose. Then again, where you live, you'd freeze your tits off and scare off the wildlife.

You should be so lucky as to have suitors when you're old. You'll have to pay the orderly to abuse you. Me, I'll be the one abusing them, with my cane.

Now where the hell did I put the damned thing? Memory is the first thing to go.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Well, the cane will be glad for some variety. It's tired of being abused exclusively by you.

 

[Sarek]

Sweeter still to see the old bat defend her helpless, spineless leech from the evil trolls.

That's low. She's not an old bat.

 

[T'Bonz]

Well, the cane will be glad for some variety. It's tired of being abused exclusively by you.

Better than what YOU would do with the cane and I don't mean thwacking people with it.

 

[Sarek]

I bet there's an echo....

 

[Tex]

Is TK ever interesting?

 

[Sarek]

^Do you post any intelligent questions?

 

[Anna]

Is TK ever interesting?

Beating down Thug Angel the Tranny lover a few months ago was pretty fun