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MESSAGE TO ALL TURDFORGE REFUGEE TRASH.....

Captain Bad Ass said:
Don't bother, he ain't too good at it. It'd be better if somebody knocked out all of his teeth so he can gum it.
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Still nothing.

You really should come up with a new name. Captain Pansy Ass perhaps?
 
T'Bonz said:
Hey Sarek, jump on chat, unless you're at work and can't.
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And I just bet you've got some nice doggie yum yum's for him if he does, don't ya Bonzie?:P
 
Storm Rucker said:
Seriously, who is Sarek?
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Oh, some nobody who has hung around TK slurping up the old leavings T'Bonz's husband deposited during their nights of passion and pretends he is some big troll. *shrugs*
 
Tamar_Garish said:
Oh, some nobody who has hung around TK slurping up the old leavings T'Bonz's husband deposited during their nights of passion and pretends he is some big troll. *shrugs*
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You have me confused with Storm Rucker.

I'm not quite sure how managed it, but if you take your face out of his crotch and look up for a minute, you'll see I'm a male. ;)
 
Trinity said:
No, WF isn't back. Why do you think there are still so many WF members posting here now?
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They're to stupid to realize that this isn't Turdforge?

That's the first guess that comes to mind anyway.
 
Tamar_Garish said:
Oh, some nobody who has hung around TK slurping up the old leavings T'Bonz's husband deposited during their nights of passion and pretends he is some big troll. *shrugs*
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Now, now, just because you're unacquainted with the concept of showering, don't take it out on me. :P
 
Why shower when one can take a bubblebath?

It is sweet to see that one can still find lovers when the old folks' home is beckoning. Sweeter still to see the old bat defend her helpless, spineless leech from the evil trolls.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll still have your fun when you move in the home, just tell the orderlies that he's your grandson and no one will suspect a thing!
 
Bubblebath? Yeah, I guess having an outhouse and a tin bath out in the backyard make it hard to shower. One can always go out naked in the rain, I suppose. Then again, where you live, you'd freeze your tits off and scare off the wildlife. :P

You should be so lucky as to have suitors when you're old. You'll have to pay the orderly to abuse you. :P Me, I'll be the one abusing them, with my cane.

Now where the hell did I put the damned thing? Memory is the first thing to go.
 
Tamar_Garish said:
Well, the cane will be glad for some variety. It's tired of being abused exclusively by you.
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Better than what YOU would do with the cane and I don't mean thwacking people with it. ;)
 
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