Michael Madsen

[Fuddlemiff]

(I completely forgot Andrew existed when I wrote my above post)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah it's funny how we're all "NOO, DON'T LET ANDREW BE EVICTED HE'S THE MOST ENTERTAINING!!!" when he's there then we forget seven minutes later.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He's not easy to understand, but he is essential entertainment.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Young Richard Simmons Chronicles

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well now it's just about "Get the Yanks out of there first"...

Pity.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Came fourth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well fuck this final now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Expect a terse tweet from Quentin any moment now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Years from now, the fans will come to realize what a legendary housemate he was.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He was robbed!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Emma is treating him like shit. Give him a fucking microphone.

I like pregnant Emma much better than this one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah if Natalie had wanted to speak she would have sprinted over and shoved the microphone up her arse.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd vote for that!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It makes me think the fix was in for Denise from the start. Maybe she only agreed to appear if she was guaranteed a good sell and a win.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I read that as "a good sell and wine."

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It was probably more that they realised halfway through who they could make the most money from, by gauging the public reaction. The British celebs were very lightweight, so their agents would surely be easy to extract good publicity deals from, while the Americans would presumably turn down, or just not be available to join the British tabloid celebrity circuit.

All that still begs the question of why anyone outside of the publicity machine would make a phone call to vote for Denise to win.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Morning-television-brainwashed housewives and grannies who have never rented Reservoir Dogs, Thelma & Louise or Donnie Brasco.

BUT SURELY THEY SAW THE FREE WILLIES!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Thank you to all of you who supported and voted for me on CBB, but let me say that watching the show and being in the house are two different things-- there is no winner, only those left standing.

(Posted on Mentybook)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'LL DEFINITELY POST MY FINAL THOUGHTS ON EVERYONE TOMORROW OKAY.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Okay!