MINE FIELD FACTS

[Gagh]

1. Wacky can only browse whilst dressed as an Indian Squaw.
2. Cassie can only open a thread whilst practicing karate chops.

 

[Cassie]

3. Gagh can only give karma while balancing a can of peas on his head. They have to be the tiny sweet peas.

 

[Dr Dave]

shocking.

 

[headvoid]

4. The Mine Field is consulted by the Nicaraguan Government for fiscal advice

 

[CaptainWacky]

5. Mentalist has never actually posted in the Mine Field.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

6. God did it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

7. The Mine Field started when Retrotrek's toilet was stolen by the Democrat Party.

 

[Dr Dave]

We needed it for Al Gore.

 

[CaptainWacky]

8. You can't egg avatars in the MF.

 

[headvoid]

9. The track "no.9" by the beatles was first identified as utter rubbish by Gagh. Everyone else thought it was cerebral until gagh revealed the fact it was utter shite in a blinding Emperors new clothes moment.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

10. Rape is OK in the Mine Field because in a hilarious space-time distortion, on August 2nd 2003, Captain Wacky's magical friend Ass Burgers changed into its alterego Dykes Lexia, and revealed in a thread titled "Thing of the Day -290" that "rape" is actually the correct cosmic-language word for the delicious fruit we had been incorrectly calling "pear."

 

[Cassie]

11. SBV, headvoid, and Gagh refuse to GET INNA CHAT because they are afraid of cantaloupes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

12. Everytime CaptainWacky says something racist Madonna adopts another black kid.

 

[Cassie]

13. fuddlemiff wears a kilt!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

14: The Minefield has no autopilot.

 

[Gagh]

15. On the seventh day of every seventh week, the Mine Field is moderated by Levar Burton dressed in nothing but a neon pink PVC pinny.

 

[CaptainWacky]

16. The "Laker Girl you are my hero! Plus devious plots and plans!" thread was about rape.

 

[curiousa2z]

17. Since it's tell ALL THE GODDAMN MINE FIELD SECRETS TO THE INTERNETS TIME,
RAPECAT was the horrible gentically mutated result of a SEKERT MF SEX- FRuit- With-Cats-Spam Party (the one you missed because you couldnt tear yourself away from BSG, Bitch!) gone horribly wrong.

Now you know.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

18. BlazerBoy only ever wears cardigans and despises all manner of dress coats but BLAZERS MOST OF ALL!!

 

[Gagh]

19. DANCING HITLER follows Mentalist into every thread, biting the heads off of mice and defacing Tom Bombadil merchandise.