MINE FIELD FACTS

[Gagh]

60. Every 6 weeks, an OMG BOARD DRAMA is entirely fabricated by Mine Fielders and slowly leaked across the entire board, driving more members away. The same process empowers Falconarg & starguard by 6% each time until the point they are ready to overthrow missmanners with their newly found Sith Powers (though Falconarg can only project his from his arse).

 

[CaptainWacky]

61. The first Mine Fielders to have sex with each other were Laker Girl and Ipmerium.

 

[Dr Dave]

62.The Dr.Phil bot 6000 will come to mediate the next round of OMG board drama.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

63. The Mine Field is really an elaborate, meme-laden, metaeducational site for preschoolers. This thread is about counting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

64. The Mine Field isn't actually very interesting at all.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

65. The Mine Field Sweat Lodge is password-protected to throw law enforcement off the scent.

:cosmic:

 

[whisky]

66. the surgeon general does not believe the minefield presents a physical health risk.

Mental on the other hand....

 

[CaptainWacky]

67. My heart hurts.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

68. The MF is the one thing that can distract Henoch from having GAY SEX.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

69. The MF is the one thing that can distract Hambil from having STRAIGHT SEX.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

70. In the Mine Field, bukkake means never having to say you're sorry.

 

[Dr Dave]

71. 6 out of every 10 Mine Fielders are banned from the Denny's restaurant chain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

72. The Mine Field prank phone called Andrew Sachs and told him his wife was dead in a gutter. By an amazing coincidence, she really was!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

73. Together, the Mine Field make up the soul of the gay Wiggle.

 

[FBI parte due]

74. LOL META THREAD

 

[CaptainWacky]

75. Sycophantic cunt.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

76. The law of averages dictates that fact #100 will be the BIBBLE sign.

 

[Tisiphone]

77. MFers created run-on sentences although who exactly the culprit is remains a mystery

 

[Dr Dave]

78.Tisiphone hates phones.

 

[CaptainWacky]

79. Conchaga's username references early Mine Field member "Chaga" who Conchaga conned into eating a bucket of sparkplugs.