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MINE FIELD FACTS

60. Every 6 weeks, an OMG BOARD DRAMA is entirely fabricated by Mine Fielders and slowly leaked across the entire board, driving more members away. The same process empowers Falconarg & starguard by 6% each time until the point they are ready to overthrow missmanners with their newly found Sith Powers (though Falconarg can only project his from his arse).
 
61. The first Mine Fielders to have sex with each other were Laker Girl and Ipmerium.
 
62.The Dr.Phil bot 6000 will come to mediate the next round of OMG board drama.
 
63. The Mine Field is really an elaborate, meme-laden, metaeducational site for preschoolers. This thread is about counting.
 
64. The Mine Field isn't actually very interesting at all.
 
65. The Mine Field Sweat Lodge is password-protected to throw law enforcement off the scent.

:cosmic:
 
66. the surgeon general does not believe the minefield presents a physical health risk.

Mental on the other hand....
 
67. My heart hurts.
 
68. The MF is the one thing that can distract Henoch from having GAY SEX.
 
69. The MF is the one thing that can distract Hambil from having STRAIGHT SEX.
 
70. In the Mine Field, bukkake means never having to say you're sorry.
 
71. 6 out of every 10 Mine Fielders are banned from the Denny's restaurant chain.
 
72. The Mine Field prank phone called Andrew Sachs and told him his wife was dead in a gutter. By an amazing coincidence, she really was!
 
73. Together, the Mine Field make up the soul of the gay Wiggle.
 
75. Sycophantic cunt.
 
76. The law of averages dictates that fact #100 will be the BIBBLE sign.
 
77. MFers created run-on sentences although who exactly the culprit is remains a mystery
 
78.Tisiphone hates phones.
 
79. Conchaga's username references early Mine Field member "Chaga" who Conchaga conned into eating a bucket of sparkplugs.
 
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