MINE FIELD FACTS

[Cassie]

80. Every link in "StumbleUpon" leads back to a secret MF society.

 

[whisky]

81.

Anger is in the eye of the beholder, but a sting is in the hand of the beefondler

 

[Dr Dave]

82. Twister is the official game of the MF (right hand ass, left foot boobs)

 

[SilentBtViolent]

83. In Italian, "Mine Field" is an anagram for "Knights Templar." Dan Brown will use this as a plot point in a forthcoming book which will of course have awkward writing, stilted dialogue, and uneven pacing.

 

[whisky]

84. Steven Hawking only got ill because he was trying to tie in the mine field with quantum theory

 

[Dr Dave]

It just can't be done!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

85. There are only 15 more Mine Field facts and they lie in the shadow of the statue.

 

[Ishcabittle]

86. Mine Fielders are very territorial creatures, guarding their own niche of popular culture doggedly. Ishcabittle, for instance, is the authority on duck vagina size whereas Fuddlemiff will surprise and amaze you with his unrivaled collection of scandinavian pubic hair.

 

[curiousa2z]

87. ALAS, the world is not ready to know these facts.

 

[FBI parte due]

88. Ducks have corkscrew vaginas.

 

[whisky]

89 botham spies died to bring us the mine field

 

[curiousa2z]

90. The MF is really populated by Ninjas and outsiders would wither from their inscrutable scorn, only of course it is silent and unseen by the naked eye until it's too late!

 

[Dr Dave]

91. MFers do not use cars, but instead are pulled in carriages by teams of ducks.

 

[Gagh]

92. On the 8th day, God crapped out The Mine Field (and didn't flush).

 

[Loktar]

93. Contrary to popular opinion, Loktar is actually a Minefielder. He's just been slumming in the Badlands collecting juicy penii and gossip for Cassie.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

94. George Bush once threw his shoes at the MF, but he missed! BUTTERFINGERS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

95. Fruity fonts are welcome in the Mine Field.

 

[Gagh]

96. SilentBtViolent has recently had a reversible gravity field unit installed in his arse, and keep The Mine Field in orbit around Bespin each time he shifts in his chair.