Mine Field Haiku Thread

[Ishcabittle]

don't say that, my eggs.
this thread of haiku is good
don't hate the playas.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Absolute power
Corrupts absolutely, yes
The world is crumbling

 

[curiousa2z]

yet the Minefield
remains a sanctuary
for our kind of nuts!

 

[Ishcabittle]

pretty, pretty, cat
there is one place that isn't:
your butt, in my face.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Rah Rah ha ha ha
Roma roma roma ma
Ga Ga Ooh La La

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

2 Big Brothers
Stretched across two continents
Both with bad Rachels

 

[StringTheorist]

This is from kingdomofloathing.com

hippopotamus
antihippopotamus
annihilation

 

[Yub]

I am not sorry
That I negged Sausageman
Even if pointless

 

[Yub]

A syllable is
the smallest part of a word
when you sound them out

 

[Yub]

Kill all humans sez
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Wearing a red fez

 

[The Tomtrek]

Every day I post
Seems like always the same thing:
Michelle Trachtenberg

I still like this post.
It represents my posting.
But does any one care?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sunshine was lovely
she did not eat meat, not her
but she did eat crisps

 

[Conchaga]

Did I post this yet?
I am not quite sure I have.
If not, here you go.

 

[StringTheorist]

Cookies are chocolate,
Cookies are delicious,
This haiku is pointless.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Insomnia sucks
Four days without decent sleep
Time to close the lid

 

[Yub]

Bacon is tasty
Bacon is very tasty
Bacon is tasty

 

[ThatSunrise]

Sometimes I braid hair
The hair on my legs I twist
Into mosquitoes

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just eight years ago
We had fun posting haikus
Is it still fun now?

 

[CaptainWacky]

probably it is
rather i would post about
gillian jacobs

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Top 10 Girls are cool
I can grok that vibe even
Though I dig teh cock

 

[CaptainWacky]

just a thing I do
autistic obsession yes
am asexual

(Is obsession only three syllables but asexual is four? That's weird I always think I'm counting wrong.)