Mine Field Motion Picture casting news

[CaptainWacky]

Kristin at EOnline is reporting

Hi peeps, I'm hearing that Michelle Trachtenberg has been approached for the important role of "Grammour Boy's younger sister". Remember the movie is set several years in the future. I've also heard that Leonard Nimoy is the first choice to play the aged CaptainWacky far in the future, who will narrate the movie looking back at his "mine field memories." I spoke to Jorge Garcia (Hurley from Lost, peeps!) at an award show or something and asked if it's true he's been considered to play Whisky and headvoid (who apparently are merged into one fat latino man at some point) but he said "what the fuck are you talking about?" and started tickling Emilie de Ravin. Security then kicked me out the bastards.

EXCITING IS HARDLY THE WORD I WOULD USE

 

[whisky]

Bags the top half of Hurley.

 

[Grammour Boy]

My little sister is sixteen.

 

[headvoid]

Suddenly I feel like a right arse

 

[CaptainWacky]

My little sister is sixteen.

It's set several years in the future.

YOUNG(ER THAN NIMOY BUT OLDER THAN THIS ONE) WACKY CAST!?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Trucco

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hmm. Guitarist, eh?

 

[CaptainWacky]

And a master of Pyramid.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I will be a CGI character.

 

[Cassie]

*still waiting to be cast.. cries*

 

[Gagh]

I want to be played by Randy Orton.

 

[Mentalist]

I want to be played by

Spoiler

 

[CaptainWacky]

Someone in a rubber Cherie Blair mask OH GOD THAT'S HER REAL FACE.

 

[Dr Dave]

*still waiting to be cast.. cries*

As am I

 

[Tyrant]

SYLAR, SYLAR SYLAR

 

[CaptainWacky]

Robert Beltran is in negotiations to play the REMEMBER CHAKOTAY guy.

 

[Gagh]

I hear it's down to the last two for that character? Beltran and Chunk of Oak #3 are still in the reckoning?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chunk of Oak MYSTERIOUSLY caught fire and Beltran got the part, then a box of matches fell out his pocket, FOR SOME REASON!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He blamed the matches on a nearby cigar-store Indian statue.

"I WAS EATING RAOUL AT JFK, GATE 23" he cried, using up every pop culture reference he belonged to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GARY OLDMAN SPOTTED CHATTING WITH A CASTING AGENT ABOUT SOMETHING, MAYBE!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

With the writers' strike over, casting can finally move forward! Unfortunately, the CASTING PERSON died in a bus crash.