Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
yes.
devilishly handsome and funny.
He's kinda how I picture Gagh personality wise. They're both loveable pricks.
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yes.
devilishly handsome and funny.
He's kinda how I picture Gagh personality wise. They're both loveable pricks.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Yesterday a DVD player came up to me in the street and I punched it in the FACE!
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He's got a different handler now!
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
How do you feel about HD-DVD players or Blu-Ray players?
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Sony's DRM bullshit puts me into a rage that can only be tempered by 1980s Neighbours episodes recorded on good old fashioned VHS tape.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Gagh: Teased at school for his big ears, even though they were of perfectly normal size, Gagh decided that the best revenge was living well and opened up GAGH'S BUCKETS AND BIBBLE store to great success, even though it only sold buckets and not bibble. It was when a man with no feet came in and asked for "a couple of buckets to stick on the end of my legs, so I can walk about kicking children in their fucking faces and really hurting them" that he first got the idea for Metal Feet and, after reporting the man to the police and watching in satisfaction as they tasered him, he headed down the the patent office.
They key to the success of metal feet was that they were not just sold to the footless: Gagh would also mold metal feet out of old buckets for people WITH feet and metal feet became the latest fashion craze. In fact, such a craze they were that Gagh ended up making 47 million squid (quid) in his first six months selling metal feet. He quickly tired of the life of a millionaire (how much cocaine can one man snort off a brazilian super model anyway?) and decided to spam as many posts as he had pounds, registering on the internet under the name MODOS (Millionaire Organism Designed Only for Spamming.) He grrew bored of that after 17 minutes, though his count was already up to 200,000. He decided to start stalking wrestlers instead, starting with The Dynamite Kid ("surprisingly understanding") and ending with Tazz ("fucking asshole"). Then he had more sex.
Ironically, Gagh detests anyone with feet who buy metal feet from him because he considers it an obscene display of vanity. When Kelly Brook purchased a pair of metals then asked him for "wild, unprotected sex", Gagh coldly told her to "get the fuck out of here, bitch" then started whistling until she left.
Gagh has never been to Cuba.
They key to the success of metal feet was that they were not just sold to the footless: Gagh would also mold metal feet out of old buckets for people WITH feet and metal feet became the latest fashion craze. In fact, such a craze they were that Gagh ended up making 47 million squid (quid) in his first six months selling metal feet. He quickly tired of the life of a millionaire (how much cocaine can one man snort off a brazilian super model anyway?) and decided to spam as many posts as he had pounds, registering on the internet under the name MODOS (Millionaire Organism Designed Only for Spamming.) He grrew bored of that after 17 minutes, though his count was already up to 200,000. He decided to start stalking wrestlers instead, starting with The Dynamite Kid ("surprisingly understanding") and ending with Tazz ("fucking asshole"). Then he had more sex.
Ironically, Gagh detests anyone with feet who buy metal feet from him because he considers it an obscene display of vanity. When Kelly Brook purchased a pair of metals then asked him for "wild, unprotected sex", Gagh coldly told her to "get the fuck out of here, bitch" then started whistling until she left.
Gagh has never been to Cuba.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
That child was eaten by a shark 34 seconds later.
The Watcher
cereal addict
ya'll are some of the most creative weirdos i've never met.
:mrsa:
:mrsa:
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Eggs Mayonnaise: Eggs Mayonnaise is a dual. Not a secret agent type and master of dualality type dual like Dual, or a message board dual like RAPEDOG (Rapecat's dual), but, in this case, a super hero created by a mild-mannered New Yorker. His super hero custome consists soley of a paper plate with a smile face drawn on it, worn strapped across his face, and, of course, he utility belt. Otherwise he's completely naked.
The super hero known as Eggs Mayonnaise patrols New Yorker city by night, sometimes foiling crimes but mostly just telling off asshole New Yorkers for being such assholes. You know the ones I mean, the kind who say "hey, I'm walking here!" in any movie with a scene set in New York city. Eggs hates those guys and says things like "STOP BEING SUCH A JERKASS, YOU JERKHOLE!" confusing them (as they don't know if they're a jerkass or a jerkhole) until they agree to stop being whatever it is he's saying they are. On occasions where Eggs has to fight ARMED CRIMINALS (criminals with arms. And sometimes knives, guns and mucky bricks), Eggs reaches for his utility belt and pulls out...THE WHISK OF JUSTICE! He's beaten (lol) a fair few "bad eggs" (LOL!) into shape with that!
Eggs once saved Woody Allen from DEATH BASTARD with his whisk. As thanks, Allen offered him sex with one of his teenage daughters. "No thanks," said Eggs, firmly. "What, you don't like teenages? THey're in their LATE teens, man!" "No, I just don't like FEMALE ones," said Eggs, winking. "Something wrong with your eyes?" asked Allen. "Yes!" said Eggs, who had been punched in that eye by SCUM NOSE ten days earlier and had been blinking ever since.
Eggs Mayonnaise is goth intolerant.
The super hero known as Eggs Mayonnaise patrols New Yorker city by night, sometimes foiling crimes but mostly just telling off asshole New Yorkers for being such assholes. You know the ones I mean, the kind who say "hey, I'm walking here!" in any movie with a scene set in New York city. Eggs hates those guys and says things like "STOP BEING SUCH A JERKASS, YOU JERKHOLE!" confusing them (as they don't know if they're a jerkass or a jerkhole) until they agree to stop being whatever it is he's saying they are. On occasions where Eggs has to fight ARMED CRIMINALS (criminals with arms. And sometimes knives, guns and mucky bricks), Eggs reaches for his utility belt and pulls out...THE WHISK OF JUSTICE! He's beaten (lol) a fair few "bad eggs" (LOL!) into shape with that!
Eggs once saved Woody Allen from DEATH BASTARD with his whisk. As thanks, Allen offered him sex with one of his teenage daughters. "No thanks," said Eggs, firmly. "What, you don't like teenages? THey're in their LATE teens, man!" "No, I just don't like FEMALE ones," said Eggs, winking. "Something wrong with your eyes?" asked Allen. "Yes!" said Eggs, who had been punched in that eye by SCUM NOSE ten days earlier and had been blinking ever since.
Eggs Mayonnaise is goth intolerant.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Woody Allen's currently producing a movie about a neurotic man who can't figure out if he's a JERKASS or a JERKHOLE.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
To be completely honest, DEATH BASTARD paid me to take Woody off his hands.