Minefield edition of the wank bump thread

[The Question]

Bratty redheads with python-grip legs make me wank ferociously.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Getting ready to go to bed now...wish me luck everyone!

 

[Homo Erectus]

make sure to wear your hasmat suit.

 

[Loktar]

Good luck

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Use the Force, Wack.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hardly wanked at all.

 

[The Question]

Had to indulge in a bit of a wank in the shower this morning. The stream of water got me in just the right place, y'see, and of course there was already morning wood happening.