Minefield edition of the wank bump thread

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I have wanked today.
 

I Love Cunt

Watch It
It took me too long to find the wank thread. This is a post wank post and it was going to be a pre-wank post for wank parte deux but now it is just a wank wank post. Or a wank post.
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
I haven't wanked in days either. Need to wait until I'm not so busy and/or my family is properly distracted. It sucks living upstairs with my Dad and my brother and NO FUCKING DOOR FOR MY BEDROOM.
 

Robert "Monkey" Loggia

Mongoloid Biscuit Beast
You'd think you were 12
 

The Question

Eternal
I shall now UNWANK!

KNAW!

Take THAT! :pissed:
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
If anyone could get toothpaste back into the tube, you could! :D
 

The Question

Eternal
All it takes is a stern look.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I wanked last night.
 

The Question

Eternal
I was seriously tempted to wank immediately on waking up this morning. But then the dream faded and I wasn't a multimillionaire after all. :(
 

Mirah

I love you
3 x today plus sex twice.
And I am still fucking horny.
Something is def wrong with me.
 
I forgot to post when I wanked yesterday. I'll wank a couple times today to make up for it cause I know how important this thread is.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I think this thread should only be bumped for SATISFYING wanks.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
:yoohoo:

It's nice in the morning.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'll be bumping this thread tonight, I can assure you of that.
 
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