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Minefield edition of the wank bump thread

I wanked yesterday.
I may wank later.
Unsure though.
I will update my progress later.
 
I have wanked today.
 
I did something today while somebody watched.
 
Still nothing to report. All is limp!
 
I may try and get in one more wank before bed.
 
It took me too long to find the wank thread. This is a post wank post and it was going to be a pre-wank post for wank parte deux but now it is just a wank wank post. Or a wank post.
 
I haven't wanked for 2 whole days now. I'm saving it up for something special. :)
 
I haven't wanked in days either. Need to wait until I'm not so busy and/or my family is properly distracted. It sucks living upstairs with my Dad and my brother and NO FUCKING DOOR FOR MY BEDROOM.
 
I shall now UNWANK!

KNAW!

Take THAT! :pissed:
 
If anyone could get toothpaste back into the tube, you could! :D
 
All it takes is a stern look.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
If anyone could get toothpaste back into the tube, you could! :D
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This one time, at band camp. But no really I really did go to summer camp, that explains a lot right? Anyway we used to stuff raisins into other people's toothpaste if we didn't like them. Mild humor.
 
I wanked last night.
 
I was seriously tempted to wank immediately on waking up this morning. But then the dream faded and I wasn't a multimillionaire after all. :(
 
3 x today plus sex twice.
And I am still fucking horny.
Something is def wrong with me.
 
I forgot to post when I wanked yesterday. I'll wank a couple times today to make up for it cause I know how important this thread is.
 
I think this thread should only be bumped for SATISFYING wanks.
 
:yoohoo:

It's nice in the morning.
 
I'll be bumping this thread tonight, I can assure you of that.
 
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