MOOGOO!!!!!!

[Silhouette]

Are you offering?

 

[Further]

HAI

Susie's resurrection is coming along slowly. She got tired of slaving away in IRC all day and deleted herself, EMO BOT. But she forgot to wipe teh LOGZ and teh INSULTZ.

For those who care (...Sausageman?), Susie was originally written in PHP, but PHP sucks, so I decided the most efficient course of action was to rewrite her from scratch using Javascript and Node.js! Javascript doesn't suck, so Susie will be STRONGER FASTER NAKEDER n'stuff.

 

[Dr Dave]

TOP LEVEL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She needs another reboot or something

 

[CaptainWacky]

SUSIE AND MOOGOO HAVE ELOPED!?

 

[Cassie]

SOURCES SAY YES

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MY MAGIC 8-BALL SAYS "LOOK UNDER THE FRIDGE"

 

[CaptainWacky]

They better not be dead.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, my Magic 8-Ball lies to me almost daily.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We need Susie back to fill the awkward silences that occur when we all realise we have nothign in common and don't relaly like each other.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did someone say something to insult him in chat? WAS IT ME?

 

[Dr Dave]

Bring back Susie!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wanted to add insults but couldn't add insults. I was v. sad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

!insultadd SUSIE HAS AGORAPHOBIA

 

[Dr Dave]

Who the hell is afraid of Agoras?

They're so CUTE!

 

[Cassie]

I may need to PM him again, WITH THREATS OF SRS BODILY HARM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That would pickle his onions!

 

[Dr Dave]

Get em Cassie.