Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
http://www.newsinfilm.com/?p=20194
*shakes head*
*shakes head*
Connor is the adopted son of Cruise and Nicole Kidman so biologically he lacks the gene to become a major star only to self-destruct on national television.
Must they remake EVERYTHING?!
Here are some more pointless remakes in the works
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=111959&highlight=pointless+remake