Loktar
Internet God
And your mom appears to have no knowledge of feminine hygiene. It smells like your mom shoved a whale up her cooter and it died.
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My Blood Runs Cold Issues
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And your mom appears to have no knowledge of feminine hygiene. It smells like your mom shoved a whale up her cooter and it died.
Told you you have bad taste in women.
Loktar
Internet God
Best not eat clothing, then.
That's not Nutella.
You do seem like a licker. Most likely a sniffer, as well.
Go rub your armpits together.
Loktar
Internet God
Can't. Arms, shoulders, neck, chest stomach hurt too much. I ironically got burnt the fuck up will going swimming on Sunday to cool off. Lesson learned. Don't forget the sunscreen.
I'm pretty sure that's not the primary reason why you can't rub your armpits together.
Do you ever shit a dozen forks just as a form of sport?
Loktar
Internet God
No I like to live dangerously, I shit knives. My anus bleeds for days.
Do you go to protests, then? Most of the attendees of those things evidently show up with bleeding anuses.
And now you're dead. I win.
Was that petty of me? I hope so. Petty is what I was aiming for.
Just remembered why I bothered to bump this thread.
Somethin' big is comin'.
Somethin' big is comin'.