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My Blood Runs Cold Issues

The Saint said:
You appear to have no knowledge of wave mechanics.
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And your mom appears to have no knowledge of feminine hygiene. It smells like your mom shoved a whale up her cooter and it died.
 
Told you you have bad taste in women.
 
Best not eat clothing, then.
 
Only if it's edible panties.
 
No its Niptella. At least that's what I call it when I lick it off your mom's nipples.
 
You do seem like a licker. Most likely a sniffer, as well.
 
I sniff my own farts and pits, yes.
 
Go rub your armpits together.
 
The Saint said:
Go rub your armpits together.
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Can't. Arms, shoulders, neck, chest stomach hurt too much. I ironically got burnt the fuck up will going swimming on Sunday to cool off. Lesson learned. Don't forget the sunscreen.
 
I'm pretty sure that's not the primary reason why you can't rub your armpits together.
 
Do you ever shit a dozen forks just as a form of sport?
 
Do you go to protests, then? Most of the attendees of those things evidently show up with bleeding anuses.
 
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
Was that petty of me? I hope so. Petty is what I was aiming for.
 
Not at all. Whenever I think of his passing I smile. He was probably the most fucked up internet performer I have ever met.

Not very often, but whenever I do...........................:D
 
Just remembered why I bothered to bump this thread.

Somethin' big is comin'. :D
 
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