Well too bad. Put on yer big boy pants because I'm about to bust a nut as I bust out some MILF erotic fanfiction starring your mom and me.Yeah, that's just... I didn't need to read that, frankly. Being a writer, reporter, and editor, I read everything. I didn't need to read that.
I spend all damn day writing grammar perfect letters to dumbass semi-literate customers, I think I'm allowed to be a lazy writer* in my off time.People who can spell, punctuate, and write properly do.
That just ain't you, bub.