My Blood Runs Cold Issues

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
I am profoundly disappointed by your taste in women.

My mama so far you can't even see the bitch 'cause light bends around her.

Yeah well my penis is the light and it has tunnel vision. And that tunnel runs all the way from Virginia to Asstoria.
 
Yeah, that's just... I didn't need to read that, frankly. Being a writer, reporter, and editor, I read everything. I didn't need to read that.
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
Yeah, that's just... I didn't need to read that, frankly. Being a writer, reporter, and editor, I read everything. I didn't need to read that.
Well too bad. Put on yer big boy pants because I'm about to bust a nut as I bust out some MILF erotic fanfiction starring your mom and me.
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
People who can spell, punctuate, and write properly do.

That just ain't you, bub. :yoohoo:
I spend all damn day writing grammar perfect letters to dumbass semi-literate customers, I think I'm allowed to be a lazy writer* in my off time.

*see also "The Saint" when he attempts to write a book whose title ripped off from the J Geils Band's autobiography.
 
No. You're not allowed. No con permiso. Das ist verboten.

Also, the working title of the book is not the title of that song, and was included in the chorus of the song because it has been a common idiom for a very, very long time. You goddamned squash, you.
 
My book has nothing to do with the lines "My angel is a centerfold". Besides, you minging minker, the new generation doesn't even know that song. They do still know the idiom "my blood runs cold", though.

Prat.
 
Yeah, I'ma sit that one out. Tell you what, you plunk her in the hot tub. There won't be room for you. Never fear, though, just bring a surfboard and you can ride the tsunami to somewhere good.
 
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