I am profoundly disappointed by your taste in women.
My mama so far you can't even see the bitch 'cause light bends around her.
Yeah well my penis is the light and it has tunnel vision. And that tunnel runs all the way from Virginia to Asstoria.
I am profoundly disappointed by your taste in women.
My mama so far you can't even see the bitch 'cause light bends around her.
Yeah, that's just... I didn't need to read that, frankly. Being a writer, reporter, and editor, I read everything. I didn't need to read that.
I think you mean GILF. That'd make you worse'n a motherfucker -- a grandmotherfucker. Nasteh.
No, not my old, your old. I don't want that old. You keep that old all to yourself.
Harumph. No one likes a grammar Nazi.
People who can spell, punctuate, and write properly do.
That just ain't you, bub.
Derp.
just bring a surfboard and you can ride the tsunami to somewhere good.