My Blood Runs Cold Issues

[Loktar]

Getting a boner is no excuse to stop reading.

My cock is so big I had to use two hands, so I had to put down the book.

 

[The Question]

I know my writing is fapworthy good, but you're supposed to exercise a little restraint and wait until the end of each chapter. Clearly, you are not the master of your domain.

 

[Loktar]

Clearly, Elle MacPherson is the master of my domain. Your writing is pure, unadulterated schlock.

 

['Gear]

Your writing is pure, unadulterated schlock.

It's not that good.

 

[The Question]

Your writing is pure, unadulterated schlock.

You're completely and entirely wrong.

 

[The Question]

It's not that good.

So only about as good as Twilight or Fifty Shades Of Grey, then. Well, I'll cry all the way to the bank just for you, sucker.

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[Loktar]

You're completely and entirely wrong.

No I'm not. I'd rather buy and read The Pepperwood Chronicles.

 

[The Question]

No I'm not.

Pool everyone together on TK and WF who think it's no good. The people who think it's awesome would outnumber you 20 to 1. You're just wrong.

 

['Gear]

Lol

 

[The Question]

I believe these guys said it best:

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[The Question]

Derp.

Dance, you squealing weasel, dance.

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[The Question]

Faster, weasel boy! Dance faster! Yeee-HAW!

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[The Question]

Well, now you 'Derp'ing is startin' to make me hard. I'ma make you squeeeeeeel like a chicken!

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[The Question]

Derp some more for me, you dirty, dirty little slut!

 

['Gear]

Derp.