My Blood Runs Cold Issues

[The Question]

I await your next fully formed sentence with enthusiastic indifference.

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[The Question]

Derp.

You are a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! TAKE HER AWAY!

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[Loktar]

You assume I have 20 relatives. Anyway, the number was 20-to-1, not 20 total. This is how I know you didn't read it, by the way. Whether it's inattentiveness or lack of reading comprehension, details escape you.

I said good DAY, sir!

I read/skimmed it. And then I put my own interpretative bullshit spin on your fantastical bullshit.

You should rename your book: Fantastic Bullshit and Where to Spew It.

 

[Loktar]

You are a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! TAKE HER AWAY!

Quoting a deformed old man in a gimp suit isn't helping you win your argument either.

 

[The Question]

But you haven't made any argument. You've made a claim, but you haven't made any argument to support it.

 

[Loktar]

Don't muddle this thread with facts.

 

[The Question]

BUT WHAT ABOUT FRANCES BEAN?!

 

[Loktar]

BUT WHAT ABOUT FRANCES BEAN?!

I hear France's beans go well with some overpriced wine and cheese and a slab of surrender monkey meat.

 

['Gear]

Mmmm, surrender monkey.

 

[The Question]

Ain't no snail-eatin' vowel-mouthin' frogs in my book, son.

 

[Loktar]

Ain't no snail-eatin' vowel-mouthin' frogs in my book, son.

Nope just some dude named Smellen MyRearson.

 

[The Question]

Uh. No. On many levels. There is a character named Kellen McPherson. But that character isn't a "dude" -- it's an 8 year old girl. Rather, a dead 8 year old girl.

Again: you don't know whether or not it's any good, because you didn't read it. You only skimmed it, at most.

 

[Loktar]

Uh. No. On many levels. There is a character named Kellen McPherson. But that character isn't a "dude" -- it's an 8 year old girl. Rather, a dead 8 year old girl.

Again: you don't know whether or not it's any good, because you didn't read it. You only skimmed it, at most.

Its not my fault. Kellen McPherson sounds like a topless, Scottish, kilt wearing lad with his cock and balls a-flappin' in the wind.

 

['Gear]

Careful now - You'll bring Eloisel a-runnin'.

 

[The Question]

I once knew a kid, his tongue fell off in his sleep

 

[The Question]

400+ people say the excerpt is awesome as fuck. TKers can get with the program or bite a stainless steel cock.

 

[Loktar]

400+ people say the excerpt is awesome as fuck. TKers can get with the program or bite a stainless steel cock.

When your homeless and/or mentally deranged and your reading material is limited to the sign you hold that reads "Will Critique Schlock For $$$" or course they are going to say its "thuper awtheme"

 

[The Question]

When your homeless and/or mentally deranged and your reading material is limited to the sign you hold that reads "Will Critique Schlock For $$$"...

...then you're not on the internet. You've failed again. I expected you'd have more interesting hobbies than failing.