My Blood Runs Cold Issues

[The Question]

Oh, and the reason it's a stainless steel cock is because if it was a high carbon steel cock, your slobber would rust it and Anna couldn't strap it onto a Mexican donkey. Don't care so much about Anna, but we don't want the donkey getting raped and getting tetanus. Be kind to animals, and all that.

 

[Loktar]

...then you're not on the internet. You've failed again. I expected you'd have more interesting hobbies than failing.

Yeah you're not on the internet, you're scrounging around the $5 or less bargain bin at Walmart, where I predict your book will inevitably end up.

 

[The Question]

That doesn't explain how I'm posting right now. But your total disconnect from logic means that your prediction is worth... let's see... nothin'.

 

[Loktar]

That doesn't explain how I'm posting right now. But your total disconnect from logic means that your prediction is worth... let's see... nothin'.

It will be worth something someday when the homeless rise in revolution and protest over your book. I'll be hailed as a folk hero that tried to warn the masses about your book.

 

[The Question]

Yeah, that's not gonna happen. At all.

 

['Gear]

It will be worth something someday when the homeless rise in revolution and protest over your book. I'll be hailed as a folk hero that tried to warn the masses about your book.

I guess "The Saint" will have to take what he can get.

Lulz

 

[The Question]

I guess "The Saint" will have to take what he can get.

Lulz

What I can get is just what I want. 'Cause I don't quit until I win.

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[The Question]

Duhhh.

Yeah, you surrender, surrender monkeh.

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[The Question]

DUHHH, MOTHER FUCKER!

Calm down, tardlet, you'll spill your sippee cup.

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[The Question]

DUH! DUHHH! DUHHHHHHHH!!!

Nope.

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[The Question]

AAAAAAAHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOO!!! BOW BEFORE MY STUPIDITY!!!

Still nope!

 

[The Question]

Here's proof that 'Gear is a 'tard: Him and his buddy talked shit about my book. I then poke him, and he goes "derp" to everything.

That's the problem with being predictable, 'Gear: it makes you usable. But, I figure, what the hell. If you're going to be a useful idiot, you can be a useful idiot for me, too.

Cookie?
TQ

 

[Oerdin]

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/519950

$0.99 and no one has bothered to review it in two years plus. Sorry, bro, but you can do better than this.

 

[The Question]

I like how you searched out a link that has no reviews. Just like you reviewed it on Amazon without having read it. Why are you so frantic to see it fail? What puts that kind of panic into you about it?

 

['Gear]

Derp.

 

[The Question]

That's it! Derp for me, rat sponge!