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My car was destroyed yesterday while I was in it

Hey, you're the manly man so proud of making men your bitches. You are putting it out there. Since it takes one to know one, and I'm not one, I had to ask.
 
If by proud you mean mildly but certainly pointlessly humored then, yeah.

If you were completely convinced that I was a homosexual and said as much, it wouldn't matter at all.

Or do you still think we should bother on down this shitty old road?
 
'Gear said:
He didn't have to snap to. He chose to post his silly clown wheel all by his lonesome.

I'm not responsible for stupid people's poor tactics.

But if you're trying some tired old gay lame nonsense, well, don't trouble yourself.

Not at this late hour.
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I see I'm still getting mileage out of this. Makes me smile.
 
I think you'd laugh, tbh. A short, fat, hairy, hideously ugly guy in a kilt?

WHY?
 
eloisel said:
If you intend to be my pool guy, then strip and put on a kilt. Remember, Eggs gets the twinks, I get the studs.
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I never really got the kilt thing. I'm not saying no, just that I never really formed up a clear wherefore.

Maybe men wear kilts for the same reason women wear skirts. Or maybe the kilt guys just had trouble inventing pants.

Either way, you're getting a lot of mileage out of it and that makes me smile.
 
Thanks for the props, Neckie. I see you've abandoned the blonde slavic bitch to come play in the mud.

Good call.
 
So do you get your coffee served to you while you're doing the hunt'n'pecker thing?
 
Well I was going to pop in and say sorry for your troubles eloisel, and I hope you recover quickly and don't get screwed too much by insurance, but I had to get my machete first to whack through all the bullshit in bewtween your reports.

I hate this place.
 
Crash report came out today. Guy who hit me had open container in the truck. State Farm accepts liability.

Swapping the rental I got this morning with the rental State Farm is bringing to me any minute.

My car is expected to be total loss.

My car dealer has a few cars for me to look at.

I'm healing fairly quickly. The bruises started turning black today so they are super photogenic to demonstrate my injury claims.

Not clear of this mess yet but at least things are moving forward.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Well I was going to pop in and say sorry for your troubles eloisel, and I hope you recover quickly and don't get screwed too much by insurance, but I had to get my machete first to whack through all the bullshit in bewtween your reports.

I hate this place.
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But, I might have a new stud or you might have a new twink. Things are looking up!
 
Watching the news about all the damage in the area from the May storms. People drowned or missing, massive property damage. More storms on the way. My problem pales in comparison.
 
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