My cow won't stop honking

[Cassie]

SRSLY.

I feed him first thing in the morning, and feed him again in the afternoon. For the last week he's been honking at me to be fed again RIGHT AWAY.. like before it's even 11 am. Then he wants to be fed again in the afternoon. If I don't go out there and give him more food he HONKS non stop. I'm sure the neighbors thnk I'm starving him or something, even though he's a fat cow. (his moos sound like honks) He's honking at me already, and I just gave him a little more food. Next thing you know he's gonna want me to wash his underwear.

 

[curiousa2z]

draw the line at ironing it!

 

[The Tomtrek]

KILL HIM AND EAT HIM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is this a sex thing?

 

[Cassie]

I gave in and fed him again. FAT BASTARD.

(we are going to kill him and eat him in about a month)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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PLEASE TELL ME YOUR LIFE IS NOT LIKE THIS. THIS IS WHY I CAN ONLY SING WHILE DRUNK.

 

[Blindgroping]

It must not be food. Has he gotten laid recently?

 

[Cassie]

He has no balls.

 

[Blindgroping]

Ah, A steer.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd be honking all day long as well if someone had cut my nuts off.

 

[Dr Dave]

I gave in and fed him again. FAT BASTARD.

(we are going to kill him and eat him in about a month)

Might want to up the time table on that.

 

[classichummus]

Pics?

 

[Laker_Girl]

At first I thought he was a real cow and then I realized it was a man but now that you've said you're going to kill him and eat him in a month I'm pretty sure it's a cow again.

 

[SaintLucifer]

At first I thought he was a real cow and then I realized it was a man but now that you've said you're going to kill him and eat him in a month I'm pretty sure it's a cow again.

Most curious. A cow posting about cows.

Hey, LG... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[bad dog]

I am sure you care for animals very well.

You spoil the cow because you want him fat and happy and the cow is a spoilt brat.

Any bets im wrong?

 

[Dirk Funk]

I gave in and fed him again. FAT BASTARD.

(we are going to kill him and eat him in about a month)

Did you name this one George too?

 

[Cassie]

I didn't ever get around to naming this one, because he's shy. My other cows were really tame because I bottle fed them starting when they were about a day old... so they were a little bit like pets, I even brushed their hair! This one was already a few months old when I got him, so he won't let me pet him. He does, however, demand my attention when he's hungry. HE'S ALWAYS HUNGRY.

 

[Dr Dave]

Name him Bob.

 

[curiousa2z]

it's emotional eating cuz he knows in a month he's gonna be a GONER.

 

[Gagh]

MAYBE HE CAN HEAR THE SIGNALS. STOP THE SIGNAL CASSIE. STOP THEM NOW.