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My father died yesterday

Oh? And I suppose you don't think it's possible to make friends behind a monitor?

Not refuting the concept, but certainly not en-masse. The shitload of creatures who faked an emotional state surely aren't all his "friends", maybe one, two, and the rest are cocksuckers.


None of us can share (pretend or otherwise) his pain since he already said he isn't feeling any.

Exactly ! Why the fuck would you want to give "condolences" to someone who didn't like the deceased person ?
 
Are you actually criticizing petty theatrics? All your posts qualify as petty theatrics.

Not all. Nevertheless, that was one lucid observation. I noticed that too, and took corrective measures by creating Jean-Baptiste Poquelin, leaving all theatrics to him.
 
If he wasn't interested in his friends' reactions, Menty could have chosen not to share his news. But he did. And we, his friends, shared our reactions.

The only incongruous part of this thread is your pathetic criticisms, which have no teeth and bear no relevance to the situation.

If you are not pleased with the goings-on, kindly piss off. This thread was not made for you.
 
Your "concern" or "interest" or as you put it, "social study", of a few people giving someone condolences when a family member dies no matter the circumstance is more confusing. Well it would be if it wasn't blatantly obvious that you crave attention and just want to troll any topic you can find and that's your only real motivation and interest.

For someone who so clearly wants to be seen as an intellectual you really are a beginner at this whole trolling malarkey aren't you?
 
Not refuting the concept, but certainly not en-masse. The shitload of creatures who faked an emotional state
faked an emotional state? Where do you see an emotional state?

surely aren't all his "friends", maybe one, two,

Associates then...

and the rest are cocksuckers.

Eggsy is the only one I know about for sure, Wacky hasn't made up his mind I dont think.

Exactly ! Why the fuck would you want to give "condolences" to someone who didn't like the deceased person ?

Because it's considered polite to offer condolences when someone announces a parent had died.

Are you engaged?

;)
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Your "concern" or "interest" or as you put it, "social study", of a few people giving someone condolences when a family member dies no matter the circumstance is more confusing. Well it would be if it wasn't blatantly obvious that you crave attention and just want to troll any topic you can find and that's your only real motivation and interest.

No. And you're distorting my opinion, by the way.


For someone who so clearly wants to be seen as an intellectual you really are a beginner at this whole trolling malarkey aren't you?

An intellectual doesn't point out the obvious; thanks for the flattery though.
 
No to what? Please try and be coherent.

And what flattery? Your response to Devil May Cry 4 was "fuck yeah!" You really don't warrant flattery of any kind.
 
Cobwebs

Please, missmanners. He's being "edgy" by trolling a sympathy forum. We can't interrupt his art! None of us has ever witnessed such a bold move at TK before!

Truly an original. He'll probably win the Troll of the Year award. For 2002.

Sombody needs to knock the cobwebs off of you hasbeens.

It's not really your fault. You stay in one place too long, you begin sharing personal information with each other, begin feeling empathy for one another....and that's the end of your ability to be a heartless bast.urd.

It happens.
 
Sombody needs to knock the cobwebs off of you hasbeens.

It's not really your fault. You stay in one place too long, you begin sharing personal information with each other, begin feeling empathy for one another....and that's the end of your ability to be a heartless bast.urd.

It happens.
Anyone who has been here more than a week learns that the Mine Field isn't really used for trolling, you nutless wonder. Nobody is impressed, nor will they be.

Go pound your hairless chest in Troll Playground, where some of your drooling peers might be amused.
 
I'm sorry to hear of your father's passing. Whether he was around much or not, he was part of you. A connection to eternity has gone out. I never got along with my mother, but I felt awful when she died. Take care.
 
Anyone who has been here more than a week learns that the Mine Field isn't really used for trolling, you nutless wonder. Nobody is impressed, nor will they be.

Go pound your hairless chest in Troll Playground, where some of your drooling peers might be amused.


THE MINE FIELD DESCRIPTION:Shark infested waters where few TKers dare to venture.
Wherever did I get the idea? I came in looking for the sharks and instead, hooked me a guppie.
 
Can't wait for you to reach the grade where the English teacher explains irony to you.
 
Can't wait for you to reach the grade where the English teacher explains irony to you.


You can’t manage me now guppy. If I further my education at this point, I fear you’ll never catch up.
 
You can’t manage me now guppy. If I further my education at this point, I fear you’ll never catch up.
Is there such a classification as Alpha Nerd? Seems so contradictory...and sad!

Run along boy, there are many all-caps-toting geniuses over at the IMDb boards who might benefit more from your "learned" hand. When you're not using it to wank 10 times a day, of course.

Or maybe it's time for you to go over to Perez Hilton to try for the hundredth time to type "FIRST!" successfully. Keep us posted. But do so in GFHH, please.
 
We were not close.

Dear, Menty.

While you and I may not be "friends", as in we don't meet down at the coffee shop for eggs and toast once a week, I think highly of you. You are smart, funny, witty, retrospective and continually evolving into one fine human being.

My condolences on the death of your father and not having the opportunity to have a better relationship with him. My sister and I spent most of our lives hating each other but I miss her more than I can say without blubbering. It happens as time goes by and you realize the loss is on more than a few levels. But, as my brother says, "It'll be okay" - it will.
 
I had a day like that a few years ago.

Quite a tremendous relief, actually. Many blessings on your passage through this for better, worse or indifferent.
 
Why do I have this need to say something tasteless? It's kind of like eating raw eggs for breakfast. Good for you, but, I just can't bring myself to do it.
 
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