My father died yesterday

[cb1rider]

did someone leave the gas on?...

 

[cb1rider]

Apparently I’ve stumbled into the line at the necrophilia buffet….unfortunately patience is not a virtue I possess.

 

[Cassie]

You got it wrong this time. Hi, anyway.

I'm just going to pretend they're all you, for now.

 

[Shitty Dual]

I see your wit and ability to defend yourself isn’t the only thing you over-estimate.
You’re not long enough to make it past my lips in order for me to gum you.

What’s your hang-up with my gums and teeth anyway? Are you a gay dentist?

hmmm...the sign out front said Troll Kingdom...i must have taken a wrong turn...this place looks more like the lost and found at Vinnie's arcade....do you bots have a leader or will i be helping myself today....

I think Eggs Miracle Whip dubbed himself Head Nerd.

And then you have Shittty Kitty....He's the nub attached to the floor molding. As far as I can tell his purpose here is to prevent the door from hitting the wall.

I"m not shopping for doorstops...i'm in the market for a sacrificial troll today...

Either should do you just fine then. You might have to shave their knuckles and backs before you set them ablaze tho.

MissManners....do you run this joint?

Can you tell me where the advanced trolls are? Eggs began waving the white flag as soon as I entered the room and Shittty....well....I think his posts speak for themselves. He must be one of those Special Olympic Trolls.

why arent you the cutest little thang....i much prefer a rapid fire nail gun but i can understand a fetish for sharp metal objects....what is the game of the day sweetie...

what?​

 

[cb1rider]

i'm sorry shitty...it seems that in your attempt to summarize your confusion you have inadvertently lumped me in with the thick sliced bacon...i assure you i am purely vegan...as everyone knows...trolls are very vegetable like.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Show us your cumquats.

 

[cb1rider]

Show us your cumquats.

eagerness...it's such a buzzkill...i assure you that my kumaquats make a delicious marmalade...but i did not come bearing fruits today....

 

[Cassie]

I have a kumquat tree in the yard, but there are no kumquats on it anymore.

 

[Ishcabittle]

sorry menty - as everyone else has said, best wishes to you and your family, here's hoping you get the house.

 

[missmanners]

MissManners....do you run this joint?

Can you tell me where the advanced trolls are? Eggs began waving the white flag as soon as I entered the room and Shittty....well....I think his posts speak for themselves. He must be one of those Special Olympic Trolls.

Oh you dont think we discuss trolling in PUBLIC do you dear? We are being watched after all.

<.<
>.>
mm

 

[starbys]

Menty, I'm sorry you have to figure out how to explain this to people. It sucks when someone dies and they immediately don't know how you feel but they think they do. So, my thoughts are with you. I hope you get what you want. :|

 

[Tisiphone]

Sorry to hear, Menty.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sorry for your loss Mentalist.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's a pity to lose a parent, especially of such a young age, even if you don't have much of a relationship with them. Maybe indifference is a good thing, I dunno..

 

[Marquis De Sade]

It's a pity to lose a parent, especially of such a young age, even if you don't have much of a relationship with them. Maybe indifference is a good thing, I dunno..

Apathy is a virtue.

 

[J&L Massacres]

MissManners....do you run this joint?

Can you tell me where the advanced trolls are? Eggs began waving the white flag as soon as I entered the room and Shittty....well....I think his posts speak for themselves. He must be one of those Special Olympic Trolls.

Looking for trolls? What the hell are you doing in the mine field!? Check out the playground or the badlands. The mine field is not a trolling board. It's a board to talk about star trek.

 

[Cacophony]

This thread is certainly interesting.

 

[Cassie]

There are trolls in the Badlands?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Best wishes, Menty. I agree, always a bummer for someone that young to die, regardless of whether you are close to them or not. And, I hope you get something more than major ass-pain from fighting over whatever he had.

Always a bummer not to see your parents grow old, too -- even if only because they can give you a blueprint for what YOUR old age is likely to resemble, at least on the genetic side.

 

[Loktar]

Best wishes, Menty. I agree, always a bummer for someone that young to die, regardless of whether you are close to them or not. And, I hope you get something more than major ass-pain from fighting over whatever he had.

Always a bummer not to see your parents grow old, too -- even if only because they can give you a blueprint for what YOUR old age is likely to resemble, at least on the genetic side.

Old age, oh joy!

Baldness, diabeetus, high blood pressure. Here I come!