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my last shred of faith in humanity is gone.

CaptainWacky said:
How did Khan know about the old Klingon proverb.
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His Starfleet wife must've told him before she was killed by the Ceti Eels.

"Everything... it's going dark..."

"Don't talk, my woman. You must have rest."

"Oh, Noony... I fear I do not have long for this God forsaken world."

"Please, my dear, do not talk so!"

"I'm die--ing."

[she lets out one final gasp of air as her bosom rises and falls, never to move again under its own volition]

"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRKKKKK!!! KKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRKKKKKKKK!!!!"

"Oh, btw, did I ever mention the Klingon proverb 'revenge is a dish best served cold'? I don't believe I did..."

[she let's out one final gasp of air, etc, etc, boobs, etc and dies again, properly]
 
Fuddlemiff said:
His Starfleet wife must've told him before she was killed by the Ceti Eels.

"Everything... it's going dark..."

"Don't talk, my woman. You must have rest."

"Oh, Noony... I fear I do not have long for this God forsaken world."

"Please, my dear, do not talk so!"

"I'm die--ing."

[she lets out one final gasp of air as her bosom rises and falls, never to move again under its own volition]

"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRKKKKK!!! KKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRKKKKKKKK!!!!"

"Oh, btw, did I ever mention the Klingon proverb 'revenge is a dish best served cold'? I don't believe I did..."

[she let's out one final gasp of air, etc, etc, boobs, etc and dies again, properly]
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That or Kirk left him a Kindle
 
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