My mother's addicted to facebook

[Tisiphone]

Last time I sign her up for something.

 

[Seph]

trademark error now she can see all the shit u get up 2 lol she will be on here next.

 

[Tisiphone]

^Nah, she already knows what I do. But for some strange reason, she loves me anyway.

 

[Conchaga]

Both of my parents have Facebook accounts. That's why I don't put anything incriminating there. I save all of that for MySpace.

 

[Tisiphone]

Heh. But I like incriminating myself. Keeps her on her toes. She's made a few comments about my drinking on some of my posts, too. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My poor mother and her binge drinking daughter who mixes with pills just so she can sleep at night because she's an insomniac.

 

[Tisiphone]

And you should have heard the grief I got for my profile pic, which is much tamer than the one I could have used with that particular fire hose.

 

[CaptainWacky]

!?

 

[Tisiphone]

You know you want to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate facebook and the fact that I ever registered to write a comment on something and now people add me and stuff and I feel bad about never saying anything BUT FUCK IT.

 

[Seph]

MAFIA WAAAARS!!!!!

 

[Laker_Girl]

And whyyyyy haven't you friended me Tis? You should friend me now, I have something very special posted. VERY SPECIAL.

 

[Tisiphone]

Well do I look under Laker girl or Mrs. BDM????

 

[Seph]

i cud suggest the two of u as friends

 

[The Dork Lord]

I used to swear I'd never join such a site, and now I'm a FB junkie

 

[Seph]

join the shitting club i resent it so much more than mirrors

 

[The Dork Lord]

I've only been on since August and it's SWALLOWED my life!

Not that I had much of one before...BUT STILL!

 

[Seph]

u bastard i hadnt been on there for three days u made me go on there for 20 mins

but i did leave without playing mafiawars which is progression im startin the healin process

just blame u cause im weak willed.

 

[Yub]

I swore I'd never play the games and now I'm addicted to Mafia Wars, Farmville... even Fishville. Worse still...I've spread the contagion to others...DAMN YOU ZYNGA!!

 

[Seph]

indeed farmville thats disturbing news yub u have my sypathy

 

[whisky]

I only play mafia wars and poker, if you see any other game updates on my profile its my wife hijaking my account while I am downstairs on modern warwafe 2