My niece got married today

[whisky]

Found out on facebook, I remember when I used to get invited to these things.

Or at least told about them in advance.

Hey ho.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Was she a virgin?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

More importantly, which Disney Princess is she?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Well at least you didn't have to buy a gift.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

How rude.

 

[The Question]

Getting married is indeed rude.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

More importantly, which Disney Princess is she?

How dare you assume her gender???!!!! issed:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Someday we will evolve into living sex dolls with detachable parts.

 

[The Question]

And then it won't just be French people who fart in each others' gen'l di-rectiawn.

 

[Mirah]

Someday we will evolve into living sex dolls with detachable parts.

I don't know why I thought for a moment that this needed clarification, or that I needed to specify that I understood what it meant. But in my head I thought, "Monday night I could be fucking the male version of the doll, and Saturday night I could be fucking her." WTF I didn't really have those thoughts.

Sorry about your niece Whisky, or not sorry. At least you didn't have to buy a wedding gift? I mean srsly wtf. And stop by here more often.

 

[whisky]

I'm still waiting for her wedding gift to me, and its been 14 years.

I'm here every day, I just don't always post.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sorry your family are shitty.

 

[whisky]

You can't choose your family, but you fan choose your friends.

I choose here.

 

[Dr Dave]

I bet she likes geese.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

I'll take that bet.

ETA: This is my 11, 111th post in this shithole.

 

[jack]

My wife always chirps "angels" whenever 11's come up like that. One of those strange customs like saying rabbit rabbit on the 1st day of the new month.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Sounds like she's schizophrenic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet she likes geese.

Maybe there were only geese invited to the wedding.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

The original question has not been answered.

Was she a hu-wer?