My one button mouse has two buttons! MY ONE BUTTON MOUSE HAS TWO BUTTONS!

[The Question]

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! issed:

 

[The Question]

GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUBBITY GLUB!!!

That's the sound of someone drowning VIGOROUSLY, IMHO!

 

[Dr Dave]

You ok there?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DROWNING RATZ IS FUN DOT COM DUDE

 

[The Question]

Yes yes YESYESYESYESYESYESPLURP PLAP I'm fine GARRRRRRRGLUP

 

[jack]

My two button mouse has five.

 

[Ilyanna]

Guys, seriously, stop glueing buttons onto your mice! PETA's not amused!

 

[Dr Dave]

Is PETA amused by anything?

 

[Ilyanna]

PETA WILSON IS:

 

[Dr Dave]

*backs away slowly*

 

[Ilyanna]

aww, come back Dr Dave. I promise no more scary pics!

 

[Dr Dave]

You promise?

 

[Ilyanna]

cross my heart...

 

[Dr Dave]

hope for pie?

 

[Loktar]

stick a nestle tollhouse(pie) in your eye.

 

[Ilyanna]

ALWAYS HOPE FOR PIE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember CAPTAIN KIRK from STARK TREK?

 

[Ilyanna]

Captain Kirk...Captain Kirk..... hmmmm, let me think.....

wasn't that this gunslinger who had a very hairy sidekick and tried to get back in his own timeline or something?

*runs for cover*

 

[Dr Dave]

ALWAYS HOPE FOR PIE!

And bacon!

 

['Gear]

Mouse, in Sweden at least, is slang for vagina. To the best of my knowledge a vagina only has one button.