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My own slice of mess board home shit.

Alex Buchet said:
How big is your penis?


Length? Over 7 1/2 when i'm really goin. It used to be 8 easily, I blame the beer and other bad habits.

Width/ girth? put two fingers together, rest it on top of the shaft and you still wont be able to cover what I rock.

And no, you can't fucking see it, weirdo.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Length? Over 7 1/2 when i'm really goin. It used to be 8 easily, I blame the beer and other bad habits.

Width/ girth? put two fingers together, rest it on top of the shaft and you still wont be able to cover what I rock.

And no, you can't fucking see it, weirdo.
I'm the weirdo?
 
Alex Buchet said:
something about your penis, no doubt.


Wow, you're pretty fucking pathetic when it's not attacking babies, or women who've suffered rape before.

Now I tell you actual facts about my penile spects at your request and you just tucker out.

What happened, wind get taken out of your sails?
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Wow, you're pretty fucking pathetic when it's not attacking babies, or women who've suffered rape before.

Now I tell you actual facts about my penile spects at your request and you just tucker out.

What happened, wind get taken out of your sails?
Attacking babies? What?

Anyways, it's lame to talk about your penis on the internets. QED.
 
Alex Buchet said:
Attacking babies? What?

Anyways, it's lame to talk about your penis on the internets. QED.

You deny your online exploits in attacking Jenny G at TCJ and then dragging Geedis into it at commie there by him incriminating himself to be a total tool unfortunately at Jenny's expense

and

Attacking my soon to be born child?

and

Asking me about my well endowed penis?


You deny all of this?

What are you stupid or fucking retarded.

It's a yes or no question, don't "THINK" too hard.

P.S. Anonymity is greased up slim jim baking in the sun on a shitty ford pick up dashboard, fitted w/ a thin sized trojenz rubber and a bout of sad execuses why you aim at kids and women. Put the packet of hot sauce down, you got no flavor.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
You deny your online exploits in attacking Jenny G at TCJ and then dragging Geedis into it at commie there by him incriminating himself to be a total tool unfortunately at Jenny's expense

and

Attacking my soon to be born child?

and

Asking me about my well endowed penis?


You deny all of this?

What are you stupid or fucking retarded.

It's a yes or no question, don't "THINK" too hard.

P.S. Anonymity is greased up slim jim baking in the sun on a shitty ford pick up dashboard, fitted w/ a thin sized trojenz rubber and a bout of sad execuses why you aim at kids and women. Put the packet of hot sauce down, you got no flavor.
wtf are you talking about?
 
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