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My own slice of mess board home shit.

angelica said:
If you need to ask, then yours must be in millimeters.





Awwww, you don't even know me that well sweet tits.
 
How else does such an ugly motherfucker get laid by such hot bitches?
 
jack said:
How else does such an ugly motherfucker get laid by such hot bitches?


Me? Ugly?

Jack, you throwing your e-fists in all directions again?
 
SRSLY, bragging about your penis on the internet is about as pathetic a thing as I can think of.
 
As if what you think means anything to anyone round these parts :D
 
Alex Buchet said:
SRSLY, bragging about your penis on the internet is about as pathetic a thing as I can think of.


I wont mention the limit of your thinking capabilities.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
I wont mention the limit of your thinking capabilities.

Well, it's GOT to be a few points higher than a porch monkey at any rate.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
I wont mention the limit of your thinking capabilities.
How big is your penis?
 
Alex Buchet said:
How big is your penis?


Length? Over 7 1/2 when i'm really goin. It used to be 8 easily, I blame the beer and other bad habits.

Width/ girth? put two fingers together, rest it on top of the shaft and you still wont be able to cover what I rock.

And no, you can't fucking see it, weirdo.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Length? Over 7 1/2 when i'm really goin. It used to be 8 easily, I blame the beer and other bad habits.

Width/ girth? put two fingers together, rest it on top of the shaft and you still wont be able to cover what I rock.

And no, you can't fucking see it, weirdo.
I'm the weirdo?
 
Oh, I thought I was mocking you for posting about your penis on the internets.
 
Alex Buchet said:
Oh, I thought I was mocking you for posting about your penis on the internets.


What did I tell you about thinking?
 
something about your penis, no doubt.
 
Alex Buchet said:
something about your penis, no doubt.


Wow, you're pretty fucking pathetic when it's not attacking babies, or women who've suffered rape before.

Now I tell you actual facts about my penile spects at your request and you just tucker out.

What happened, wind get taken out of your sails?
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Wow, you're pretty fucking pathetic when it's not attacking babies, or women who've suffered rape before.

Now I tell you actual facts about my penile spects at your request and you just tucker out.

What happened, wind get taken out of your sails?
Attacking babies? What?

Anyways, it's lame to talk about your penis on the internets. QED.
 
Alex Buchet said:
Attacking babies? What?

Anyways, it's lame to talk about your penis on the internets. QED.

You deny your online exploits in attacking Jenny G at TCJ and then dragging Geedis into it at commie there by him incriminating himself to be a total tool unfortunately at Jenny's expense

and

Attacking my soon to be born child?

and

Asking me about my well endowed penis?


You deny all of this?

What are you stupid or fucking retarded.

It's a yes or no question, don't "THINK" too hard.

P.S. Anonymity is greased up slim jim baking in the sun on a shitty ford pick up dashboard, fitted w/ a thin sized trojenz rubber and a bout of sad execuses why you aim at kids and women. Put the packet of hot sauce down, you got no flavor.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
You deny your online exploits in attacking Jenny G at TCJ and then dragging Geedis into it at commie there by him incriminating himself to be a total tool unfortunately at Jenny's expense

and

Attacking my soon to be born child?

and

Asking me about my well endowed penis?


You deny all of this?

What are you stupid or fucking retarded.

It's a yes or no question, don't "THINK" too hard.

P.S. Anonymity is greased up slim jim baking in the sun on a shitty ford pick up dashboard, fitted w/ a thin sized trojenz rubber and a bout of sad execuses why you aim at kids and women. Put the packet of hot sauce down, you got no flavor.
wtf are you talking about?
 
jack said:
How else does such an ugly motherfucker get laid by such hot bitches?


Aww, how sweet, one loser asking another how to get laid.
 
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