My Royal Court

[Starship Coyote]

As I have co-opted the title of "King of Trolls" I hereby decree my royal court to be populated as follows:

King of trolls: me
Queen of trolls: Tamar. Not only do I wanna fuck her, I think she'd look good in lace and a tiara. We'll see.
Prince of trolls: Darthsikle. He's earned it.
Court wizard: GTC
Court jester: jack
Royal treasurer: Red Whacker
Lord High Executioner: Messenger, provided he returns. Unil then, Gagh can fill the role well.
Royal Scribe: Seph
Master of Assassins: Captain Wacky
Ladies in waiting: Cacophony, Friday, Laker Girl, Ilyana, and Sarek.

 

[Starship Coyote]

So let it be written, so let it be done.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Knocked up and everything and I'm still on the list. I'm flattered.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Knocked up and everything and I'm still on the list. I'm flattered.

I figure I'll entertain myself by letting you pull a train with all the critters in the Badlands.

 

[Weevil]

Lord High Executioner: Messenger, provided he returns.

I'm here.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I'm here.

Messy?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm surprised I'm not a Lady in Waiting.

 

[Weevil]

I found out about Menty's ascension and started posting at Jack's board as Doci, around the same time you registered there.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I'm surprised I'm not a Lady in Waiting.

We use faggots for jousting targets in my kingdom.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I found out about Menty's ascension and started posting at Jack's board as Doci, around the same time you registered there.

You know you're Messenger account has been cleared, right?

 

[Weevil]

Yes, but I've always hated that handle. And this way I get to confuse people a little.

(People will still call me Messy, something a few years of Weevil should solve.)

 

[Starship Coyote]

Attention: I have further additions to my court:

Chief cook and chambermaid: T'Bonz
Royal privy cleaner: MissManners
Royal pissprophet: 14th Doctor
Royal colporteur: Dayton3

 

[Starship Coyote]

Yes, but I've always hated that handle. And this way I get to confuse people a little.

(People will still call me Messy, something a few years of Weevil should solve.)

Zodiac was a good name. I started that account.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

I rather like the wizard title. I think I'll keep it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope Seph is getting all this down...

 

[The Dork Lord]

We use faggots for jousting targets in my kingdom.

 

[Cacophony]

(People will still call me Messy, something a few years of Weevil should solve.)

Messy is a really cute name, I don't think you should try to distance yourself from it.

 

[Sarek]

As I have co-opted the title of "King of Trolls" I hereby decree my royal court to be populated as follows:

King of trolls: me
Queen of trolls: Tamar. Not only do I wanna fuck her, I think she'd look good in lace and a tiara. We'll see.
Prince of trolls: Darthsikle. He's earned it.
Court wizard: GTC
Court jester: jack
Royal treasurer: Red Whacker
Lord High Executioner: Messenger, provided he returns. Unil then, Gagh can fill the role well.
Royal Scribe: Seph
Master of Assassins: Captain Wacky
Ladies in waiting: Cacophony, Friday, Laker Girl, Ilyana, and Sarek.

I'm flattered but my cock is rather huge.

 

[Sarek]

People will still call me Messy, something a few years of Weevil should solve.

Yeah, no it won't.

 

[Cacophony]

You can be a lady and still have a cock, Sarek