My Royal Court

[Sarek]

You can be a lady and still have a cock, Sarek

No, you can't.

 

[Cacophony]

No, you can't.

It's even in her name!

 

[Sarek]

No, you can't.

 

[Cacophony]

I don't think you're a lady m'love, but you can't argue with the facts.

 

[Sarek]

Yes, I can.

 

[Cacophony]

Anything you can do I can do better?

 

[Sarek]

Perhaps. Perhaps not.

 

[jack]

As I have co-opted the title of "King of Trolls" I hereby decree my royal court to be populated as follows:

King of trolls: me
Queen of trolls: Tamar. Not only do I wanna fuck her, I think she'd look good in lace and a tiara. We'll see.
Prince of trolls: Darthsikle. He's earned it.
Court wizard: GTC
Court jester: jack
Royal treasurer: Red Whacker
Lord High Executioner: Messenger, provided he returns. Unil then, Gagh can fill the role well.
Royal Scribe: Seph
Master of Assassins: Captain Wacky
Ladies in waiting: Cacophony, Friday, Laker Girl, Ilyana, and Sarek.

Kiss my Scepter

 

[Starship Coyote]

Kiss my Scepter

 

[Seph]

I hope Seph is getting all this down...

all M S Worded Wacky assasin

 

[Donovan]

You can be a lady and still have a cock, Sarek

It's true, I saw the website. yikes.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I'm flattered but my cock is rather huge.

I dub thee Lady Sarah.

 

[jack]

I dub thee Lady Sarah.

So, what was it like, being a detainee

 

[Sarek]

I dub thee Lady Sarah.

You may try. But about the only decision you can make around here is which hand to masturbate with.

 

[Starship Coyote]

You may try. But about the only decision you can make around here is which hand to masturbate with.

Now, Sarah... there's no need in being such a spoilsport.

Develop a sense of humor. Or at least fake one.

 

[Vix]

wat ami?

lmfao

 

[Grandtheftcow]

wat ami?

lmfao

Unimportant.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Lunch.

 

[Seph]

ugly and fat

 

[Seph]

fucking fugly is the correct term :rip: