My Royal Court

[Sarek]

Now, Sarah... there's no need in being such a spoilsport.

Develop a sense of humor. Or at least fake one.

Oh, I have a sense of humor. I take time to answer your posts don't I?

 

[The Dork Lord]

wat ami?

lmfao

Another retarded dual?

 

[Lilac]

Royal treasurer: Red Whacker

I figured out why your court's going bankrupt.

 

[Gagh]

Wow. I'm glad I'm in this.


I'm off for a shit.

 

[WillsZenith]

Im not in it.

I feel somewhat...

oh look...

 

[classichummus]

Royal Appetizer: classichummus

 

[Loktar]

Royal Appetizer: classichummus

Vomit bags included?

 

[Seph]

Yes, I can.

so u accept there facts but are going to just argue with them anyway?

 

[jack]

Since he gave up his flaming homo dual, he's not been the same.

 

[The Dork Lord]

^If that's not your lamest "troll" ever, it's in the top 5. SRSLY

 

[Ilyanna]

What the hell are the duties of a lady in waiting, except for the obvious one? I need a job description, so I know what to wear, for heaven's sake!

 

[jack]

 

[Ilyanna]

mmmh, nice... but when we're talking 'Victorian', I'm thinking more along the lines of:

 

[Starship Coyote]

Okay, it's simple. When I summon you and say "drop'em" then your panties come down.

Got it?

 

[Sarek]

What the hell are the duties of a lady in waiting, except for the obvious one? I need a job description, so I know what to wear, for heaven's sake!

My garb of choice.

Though, after some consideration, I've come to the conclusion that the overly large blade may be slight overkill. A parring knife would be more than suitable for lopping off their little peckers.

 

[Lilac]

Dunno, Sarek. Consider that an executioner would use an oversized ax. Compensating for something? You be the judge.

 

[Ilyanna]

Okay, it's simple. When I summon you and say "drop'em" then your panties come down.

Got it?

Oh, I thought I already covered that with 'obvious ones'?!

 

[Kitty]

What the hell are the duties of a lady in waiting, except for the obvious one? I need a job description, so I know what to wear, for heaven's sake!

They wait.

lololololol I smoke too much pot. :rofl:

 

[Archibald Nixon]

As I have co-opted the title of "King of Trolls" I hereby decree my royal court to be populated as follows:

King of trolls: me
Queen of trolls: Tamar. Not only do I wanna fuck her, I think she'd look good in lace and a tiara. We'll see.
Prince of trolls: Darthsikle. He's earned it.
Court wizard: GTC
Court jester: jack
Royal treasurer: Red Whacker
Lord High Executioner: Messenger, provided he returns. Unil then, Gagh can fill the role well.
Royal Scribe: Seph
Master of Assassins: Captain Wacky
Ladies in waiting: Cacophony, Friday, Laker Girl, Ilyana, and Sarek.

Can I paint the ceilings? Or at the very least, sew the tapestries?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Yes, but I've always hated that handle. And this way I get to confuse people a little.

(People will still call me Messy, something a few years of Weevil should solve.)

That or, as I mentioned earlier, people will start calling you Weev (which could lead to ???? and PROFIT!! in ways I can barely imagine)

I was always partial to Zodiac (and its ominous associations,) myself.