Mystery bruise

[whisky]

I have a bruise on my leg and no recolection of how it got there.

Anyone else get mystery bruises?

 

[Mirah]

Yes, until I hit my arm, leg, ass on the same chair, door knob, counter, car door again.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Only once, after a particularly heavy night of bar-hopping, when I got home and bashed my shin on the bedpost. I vaguely remember it happening, but that shin was black & blue for weeks. Possibly a slight fracture -- I never got it looked at, but that bastard was bashed up.

 

[whisky]

I do often bump into things when drunk, I guess I must have backed into something.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Pretty much every time I get drunk I end up with mystery bruises. I've still got a scar on my hand from something that happened at New Year's.

 

[FBI parte due]

I'm graceful as fuck when I'm drunk.

You should see me dance!

 

[Cassie]

I get mystery cuts and scratches.

 

[Dr Dave]

I think everybody has gotten a mystery bruise/cut at one point or another.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have a mystery erection right now.

 

[Dr Dave]

A clue to why... first name starts with a N.

 

[FBI parte due]

Noel Furlong?

 

[Dr Dave]

That is not quite it.

 

[ThatSunrise]

I've gotten mystery bruises and cuts from time to time, less these days. None due to alcohol.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's not Noel Fielding.

 

[Yub]

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[FBI parte due]

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[Yub]

That was hot.

 

[Mirah]

Last week I burnt my knuckle on the stove. It has not healed nicely as I cannot keep it covered very well with a band-aid. In the same location, or near it I seemed to injure it last night but I am not sure how, it is almost a rug burn or something.

That is something else-do you seem to injure the same location over and over again?

 

[Loktar]

That is something else-do you seem to injure the same location over and over again?

Yes. I keep stubbing the big toe on my right foot. The toenail is all fucked up because of that. Damn my size 13 feet.

 

[whisky]

I keep turning on my chair at work and trapping one of the fingers of my left hand inbetween the chair arm and the underside of the desk.