Name all the things I can do on my lunch break!

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But the lunch must be some form of lasagna in a can.

 

[Love Child]

Sometimes I just come home and play with the dog, or sit by the lake and watch the ducks. It's pretty cool.

 

[FBI parte due]

You could build an elaborate house of cards and then kick it down to represent the futility of human endeavor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if you glue the cards together!

 

[FBI parte due]

Then you'd still have to smash it and it'd represent Hubris.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if you built a home for a tramp out of cards?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Tell us more about the ducks...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hunt down everyone who doesn't post in the Mine Field anyhmore and, if they refuse to return, stab them through the heart and say "CaptainWacky sends his regards."

 

[Cassie]

Then leave a fruitcake on their dead body and say "AND A FRUITCAKE"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah I wouldn't want them hating me.