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Name all the things I can do on my lunch break!

But the lunch must be some form of lasagna in a can.
 
Sometimes I just come home and play with the dog, or sit by the lake and watch the ducks. It's pretty cool.
 
You could build an elaborate house of cards and then kick it down to represent the futility of human endeavor.
 
What if you glue the cards together!
 
Then you'd still have to smash it and it'd represent Hubris.
 
What if you built a home for a tramp out of cards?
 
Tell us more about the ducks...
 
Hunt down everyone who doesn't post in the Mine Field anyhmore and, if they refuse to return, stab them through the heart and say "CaptainWacky sends his regards."
 
Then leave a fruitcake on their dead body and say "AND A FRUITCAKE"
 
Yeah I wouldn't want them hating me.
 
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