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"Name Pending" felches goats

Caitriona, again, get your ass in the kitchen and make my rice crispy squares. Fucking women. And now they can even vote! I need another scotch and water , toots. Hurry your fat ass up.
 
^^^Indeed. It warms the scrotum to think of such a vision... Now then my little Caitriona, GO GET ME A FUCKING TURKEY POT PIE, BITCH! AND MAKE SURE TO COOK IT TO THE FUCKING SPECIFICATIONS ON THE FUCKING BOX. THEN, WHILE I'M WATCHING THE FUCKING FOOTBALL GAME WITH MY FUCKING FRIENDS I'M GOING TO GET FUCKING DRUNK AND LOUD AND FUCKING OBNOXIOUS WITH THE REST OF THOSE BASTARDS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN MOVE TO A DIFFERENT TRAILER, YOU FUCKING BITCH. I AM TIRED OF YOUR NAGGING AND BITCHING ABOUT ME NOT SIGNING UP FOR THE FUCKONE GLADIATOR PROGRAM. YOU KNOW THAT IS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT, RIGHT? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IA AM GOING TO GET KILLED JUST FOR YHOU. GO GET MY CHEESE, AND BRING IT TO ME ON A HUGE TRAY AND FEED IT TO ME AS YOUR SLAVEGIRLS FAN ME WITH PALM LEAVES. THEN YOU CAN FEED ME PEELED GRAPES WHIOLE YOU FEED ME THE CHEESE. IT BETTER BE SOME REALLY GOOD FUCKING CHEESE TOO, YOU BITCH. YOU ARE MINE.
 
oH... AND YOU'D BETTER BE A GIRL, OK? IF YOU AREN'T THEN YOU NEED TO FIND JACK TO GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB. MAYBE TRY THAT VKD DUDE OR THAT OTHER ONE... WHTAS HIS NAMKE? OH YEH. HE IS SHREK. THAT BASTARD DONT LIKE ME TO MUCH.
 
Karma wars were fucking awesome, are you kidding me? best time I've ever had not giving a shit.
 
jack said:
Karma wars were fucking awesome, are you kidding me? best time I've ever had not giving a shit.
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ROLLOFLE

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jack, i have a strange feeling that the first thing you will do if when karma is restored is restock.

The Dual Liberation Army cannot allow a karma-gap like that. We must protect the revolution.
 
Yes, it is a strange feeling isn't it. Blood rushes to the surface everywhere quickly at the thought.
 
jack said:
You know, Gagh was a visionary in so many ways.
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Yet you are so blind, Jack. Just plain fucking BLIND! Can't you see I'm here to help you? Get your lips off the asses of the losers here and you can be redeemed.
 
Is that like "I know you are but what am I", or is it "instant hypocrite, just add water"?
 
jack said:
Yes, it is a strange feeling isn't it. Blood rushes to the surface everywhere quickly at the thought.
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Hugh E. Rexion? :P

jack said:
You know, Gagh was a visionary in so many ways.
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gagh was untrollable at times. we knew that from the start. although kilmer did give him a few pricks here and tere we knew he was a monolith
 
NO IT WAS MORE LIKE YOU ARE A FUCKING BORE. PRETTY PLAIN AND SIMPLE. HOW MUCH MORE DOES HE HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT, YOU FUCKING USED AND ABUSED DOUCHENOZZLE??????
 
Oh look, he knows how to make the text colored and larger. Isn't that cute?! His parents will be so proud.
 
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