The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Mr. Bibble! I'd be delighted to accompany you to this film!"
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Nascent Drama
- Thread starter Bickendan
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The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Mr. Bibble took Ms Babble in his arm, and they walked together to the theater.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Ms. Babble, would you care for popcorn, soda pop, or any sort of refreshments while we watch the movie?"
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Why no, Mr. Bibble. I ate just before meeting you, and am quite full."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Very well. I'm not hungry either, and these places always charge too much for food and drink."
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
During the movie, Mr. Bibble put his arm ove Ms. Babble's shoulder. He was afraid he might have been too forward, but Ms. Babble leaned into it.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
The movie was indeed quite boring, but our happy couple didn't seem to mind at all.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Halfway through, Ms. Babble kissed Mr. Bibble deeply.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
On the walk home, Ms. Babble invited Mr. Bibble to come into her home, and see her paintings.
"But Ms. Babble! I wouldn't want to rush things!"
"Rush things? Don't be silly dear! We've been dating 37 years!"
And that was the night that Mr. Bibble lost his virginity.
"But Ms. Babble! I wouldn't want to rush things!"
"Rush things? Don't be silly dear! We've been dating 37 years!"
And that was the night that Mr. Bibble lost his virginity.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Chapter 5
BUCKET the Cat
BUCKET the Cat
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
BUCKET was not the world's greatest cat, but he tried to be good.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
BUCKET knew that Mr. Bibble had no interest in dead birds and mice, so BUCKET never brought those things to Mr. Bibble.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
BUCKET new that Mr. Bibble didn't like finding cat shit in his shoes, so BUCKET tried never to shit in Mr. Bibble's shoes.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
BUCKET knew that Mr. Bibble didn't want him spraying inside the house, so BUCKET never sprayed.
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Whipping Boy
Out of gratitude and consideration for these facts, Mr. Bibble decided not to have BUCKET fixed.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
This suited BUCKET just fine, as the cat was rather fond of his genitals, and saw no reason to be without them.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
All in all, BUCKET and Mr. Bibble were happy together, and very rarely did their purposes cross.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
It was only when Mr. Bibble began seeing more of Ms. Babble, that BUCKET began to know vexation.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
It was not that BUCKET had anything against Ms. Babble personally, though it seemed Ms. Babble wanted to pet him or hold him at times he'd prefer not to be held or petted.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
No, the problem was much worse than that.