CaptainWacky
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Actress Natalie "Natalie" Portman was today arrested for the murder of actress Anna "Nicole Smith" Paquin at 3am last night.
"It's true, she fucking killed her the bastard," said Vinnie Jones.
"Umm, no she didn't, I'm fine," said Anna Paquin.
"CASE CLOSED!" said CONSTABLE MCNALLY.
Natalie Portman was unavailable for comment because this entire story is in fact false.
"It's true, she fucking killed her the bastard," said Vinnie Jones.
"Umm, no she didn't, I'm fine," said Anna Paquin.
"CASE CLOSED!" said CONSTABLE MCNALLY.
Natalie Portman was unavailable for comment because this entire story is in fact false.