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[CaptainWacky]

Jenna Coleman's going to push a guy off a cliff, I guess!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dong Glover doing a romantic action thing?

Lindelof earned my trust after Leftovers and Watchmen so I will watch this weird looking thing!

UPDATE: Didn't watch it, heard literally no buzz about it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Evil Kate Winslet can dicatate me!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Kate will slay. Hugh will be cheeky. And I would watch Martha Plimpton read a toothpaste tube.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll probably watch this if it's on Disney+ UK.

 

[whisky]

Was that Mandy Potemkin?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, just Mandy Patinkin, sorry.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like some of the people in this. But - sorry if anyone likes him - Noe Fielding is shit. He can't act. He's not funny (maybe he was 20 years ago.) He's literally just Noel Fielding wearing a Dick Turpin costume. Couldn't they have cast literally anyone else?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's not even that great on Bake Off. Thank gawds Alison Hammond was added last year...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Black and white SO YOU KNOW IT'S SERIOUS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHY WHY WHY black and white? The first movie was lush and gorgeous to look at, which was part of its impact.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Dakota playing Gwyneth's part?