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[CaptainWacky]

Should have made her Columbo's bastard daughter.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"I picked up your mother for indecent exposure in a strip club. We talked for a while and I let her off with a warning. Then I went to leave, but I stopped, turned around and said to her, "Oh, just one more thing..."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kojak used to say "who loves ya, baby?" to the bastard children he sired and didn't love.

 

[Dr Dave]

THE NOSE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Starsky and Hutch liked to stir the same coffee with both of their creamers.

 

[Dr Dave]

Kinky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cagney and Lacey were furries.

 

[whisky]

One of them was in Buster Scruggs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Cannon had a baby fetish, liked to dress in diapers and get his bottom powdered by a small army of nurse mistresses.

 

[Dr Dave]

He'd fit in well in the GOP.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I never bothered watching episode 2 of Deadly Class by the way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://www.theverge.com/2019/2/11/...it-monkey-tigra-dazzler-offenders-kevin-smith

 

[Cassie]

HOWARD THE DUCK!

 

[Dr Dave]

HOWARD THE DUCK!

Does anybody actually want that?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I would want a Howard the Duck series with a better writer, yes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Batwoman looks kind of bad.



Like I thought Ruby Rose was decent in the crossover episode of Supergirl but she looks stiff here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ron Moore has a new show about space.



It's on Apple TV so let's face it none of us will ever watch it (unless it's good enough to steal.)

 

[Cassie]

It might be good, but it needs ALIENS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember the Alfred prequel show? It's got a trailer...



Thomas Wayne looks and acts exactly like Howard Stark from Agent Carter. Paloma Faith is in it for some reason. But it actually looks like a decent tv show (which I probably won't watch.) There's just no reason for it to be an Alfred prequel?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

More Batman shows without Batman in them! GENIUS!