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Dual should employ all three of us. You'll cook, Loktar'll clean, and I'll wash the car and drive Dual around town.

Wait, the offer does include accomodations, doesn't it?
 
Wow this is sounding better and better with each post. Guess I will forget the blind date! His first contact with me was via text. I'm not such a fan of texting.
 
So he didn't have the decency to call you directly? Forget the guy. He's not worth the effort of dressing up.
Let's move in with Dual and Loktar instead.
 
You can be my house cleaner. $100/week is not negotiable, but I'll include food and board.

I'll pass. I'm not going from one coast to another to be a Mexican live-in maid. I'm desperate for work but not that desperate. It would be a tiny bedroom too I'm guesing and I'd have to lose most of my possessions too.

(Throw in Ily, Mirah and cable/internet priviledges and I might reconsider)
 
I'll pass. I'm not going from one coast to another to be a Mexican live-in maid. I'm desperate for work but not that desperate. It would be a tiny bedroom too I'm guesing and I'd have to lose most of my possessions too.
Oh please. First of all, isn't being a Mexican living in the US that big thing these days? Why else would so many Mexicans take it upon them to travel north and stay in a place they're not welcome?
Second: I seriously would have thought a job enabling you to stay in drag all day would appeal to you! And knowing Dual, it'd be one of those kinky, black, mini-skirt kinds of uniform, too!

It would be a tiny bedroom too I'm guesing and I'd have to lose most of my possessions too.
Pfft, as if Dual would have a house with small bedrooms. Besides, what if? Nobody would demand you to stay at home all night. It's Cali! You can, like, go out and have fun over there (or so I've heard)!
As for your possessions - be honest: do you actually have anything worth staying at your parents' house for?

(Throw in Ily, Mirah
We're still in negotiations.
and cable/internet priviledges and I might reconsider)
Now that's a reasonable request.
 
Oh please. First of all, isn't being a Mexican living in the US that big thing these days? Why else would so many Mexicans take it upon them to travel north and stay in a place they're not welcome?
Second: I seriously would have thought a job enabling you to stay in drag all day would appeal to you! And knowing Dual, it'd be one of those kinky, black, mini-skirt kinds of uniform, too!

Pfft, as if Dual would have a house with small bedrooms. Besides, what if? Nobody would demand you to stay at home all night. It's Cali! You can, like, go out and have fun over there (or so I've heard)!
As for your possessions - be honest: do you actually have anything worth staying at your parents' house for?

All good points. I'm sure my parents would let me store whatever possessions I couldn't bring at their house until they moved to a senior apartment. I'd prefer to have you, and Mirah there but I could possibly do it if cable and internet and moving costs were thrown in. I is broke.
 
I am sad. Loktar, go on an adventure! What is the worst that could happen?! So what do you need? Money for a plane ticket? Perhaps it would be a long trip across the country in your car......
 
Sounds like fun!
 
I am sad. Loktar, go on an adventure! What is the worst that could happen?! So what do you need? Money for a plane ticket? Perhaps it would be a long trip across the country in your car......

Need money for gas, hotels(not making the trip in one day/sleeping in my car) and U-Haul to hail my possessions across country.

It would be adventurous but is the job market any better out in California? I wouldn't want to be Dual's housekeeper permanently.
 
Sell your things, dont haul them around.

I guess you are young right? Take risks now.
 
Wow this is sounding better and better with each post. Guess I will forget the blind date! His first contact with me was via text. I'm not such a fan of texting.

Oh poor you.
 
If there is something that you would like to tell me Dr Dave just tell me
 
Mud.
 
Gravel.
 
Thats dirty
 
Dual, you are why class warfare exists.
 
I'd be your Mexican live-in maid but not for $100 a week, room, board, and cable tv/internet. And, not in California either. Out there the ground is either quaking, sliding in mud, or catching on fire.

If you ever move to Colorado, let me know and we'll negotiate.
 
Sell your things, dont haul them around.

I guess you are young right? Take risks now.

I'd love to take the risk. I'm just being realistic. And I'm not really young but not really old yet either. I'm 37.

1. I could do without most of my possessions, I would need to bring a few.(Clothes, drawers for my clothes, footlocker, TV and electronics,etc)

2. Gas and Hotel money. Making the coast to coast trip in a day is not an option.

3. $100 a week would not cover my car payments and insurance. Giving up my car is not an option.
 
Why the hell would you need to bring a TV? And it's not as if you're using your car now, anyway. Sell it to your bother and make it official.
 
Why the hell would you need to bring a TV? And it's not as if you're using your car now, anyway. Sell it to your bother and make it official.

1. I am using my car now. Just because I don't post every little non-internet related activity doesn't mean they don't exist. In the past few months alone I have been to free movies, concerts, and a rodeo. Plus I do the shopping(along with my brother) using guess what....my car. Also my brother has a car of his own, why would I need to sell him mine?

2. I would be your housekeeper, not your personal slave(unless you plan on paying me $1000/week), what I do with my free time is my business. Most of my free time nowadays is used enjoying the TV, videogames and internet(like a majority of the TK'ers). I don't expect that to change with the change in location.

I'd really like to take you up on this offer, but it seems to offer lots of sacrifice and very little reward. So unless you are open to further negotiation, and sweetening the pot, plus I need money to get out there and I am unwillingly to part with 90% or more of my posssessions, I guess I'll have to pass(until I'm truly homeless and/or hit rock bottom).
 
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