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Nice ways to say, "Obese"?

I use to wage war on my ass. Then, I gave up the fight. It was the best thing I ever did. Ice cream is a lovely thing.
 
I still think that people who go out of their way to be hating on fat folk must have a big need to do so. Like, maybe they are super sensitive about their kandy korn shaped head and the only way they can feel better quick is to make fun of someone with what they consider to be a bigger obvious flaw.

All I know is I'm going blind and when I am I want people to be big and fluffy so when I bump into them it won't hurt me so much.
 
God's Afro said:
The Dork Lord must be a fatty to be so riled up.

By definition, a fatty is a moron just because they're fat when they don't have to be so they should just be locked up and used to make fertiliser.

We must all be good little robots and obey the social norms, which fatties never do.
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You're certainly a robot...
 
eloisel said:
I still think that people who go out of their way to be hating on fat folk must have a big need to do so. Like, maybe they are super sensitive about their kandy korn shaped head and the only way they can feel better quick is to make fun of someone with what they consider to be a bigger obvious flaw.
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It must be comforting to think so. Again, childhood mindset. "Something's wrong with you." "NO! Something's wrong with YOU!"

Here's how an adult handles it:

"You're fat."
"So don't fuck me."

"You're going blind."
"I don't care."

Coming up with speculative flaws in the person pointing out real flaws in you (the general 'you' here) is as much a crutch as calling yourself 'differently abled' when you're blind as a bat, or calling yourself 'full figured' when you're the size of a truck and shaped like a glob of spilled pudding. The fact is that if you're fucking fat, you can either deal with yourself or deal with others' opinions of you. One or the other, and that is a fact.
 
Disagree with you again. An adult realizes they don't need to tell anyone they are fat.

Well, except for maybe someone like the guy at the Grand Canyon mule ride where 250 lbs. is the maximum limit of the combined weight of the passenger with their backpack that the mule can carry. That is a safety issue though.

I can honestly say that at no time in my adult life have I had to point out to a person that they were fat. It makes a person look stupid when they point out the obvious.

So far as other people's opinions, they don't usurp mine. That is a fact.

I have to stop arguing with you over this. Everytime I do, I have a sudden craving for food, high calorie, full of fat and salt, good tasting, yummy food. Right now I'm craving a big old greasy hamburger slathered with mayonnaise with some french fries on the side and a thick creamy chocolate milk shake, maybe some pie for dessert. God made food for me, you know. You can't have any.
 
All this talk of food makes me want to have a nice, ice cold, spilling down the chin, eye squirting super sweet, navel orange. Now that's the most delectible food I can think of. . .well, maybe a peach just as sweet, and so juicy the peach juice runs in rivulets down your chin and your throat, and beyond. Wearable foods!!
 
Hmmmm, I'm thinking a chicken club sandwich, some curly fries -- or possibly onion rings -- and a piece of cherry cobbler with a big cup of strong coffee, two sugars, splash of cream. Take a walk down to the park and back, then step up the cardio with some good ol' fashioned vigorous fucking, rest up with a movie, resume cardio, then a good 8 hours sleep.
 
The Saint said:
Hmmmm, I'm thinking a chicken club sandwich, some curly fries -- or possibly onion rings -- and a piece of cherry cobbler with a big cup of strong coffee, two sugars, splash of cream. Take a walk down to the park and back, then step up the cardio with some good ol' fashioned vigorous fucking, rest up with a movie, resume cardio, then a good 8 hours sleep.
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Now, that is a good idea.
 
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