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NO ONE DARES REACH MY HEIGHTS

Dear Lilith!

How are you? I hope all is well on your end of the pond. I’ve currently taken up Butterfly collecting and have already amassed a sound collection of Red Admirals. In response to your letter, I believe it pays to eradicate without mercy.

I look forward to your correspondence,

Yours truly,
Lord Raffles.

PS – skinny girls are painful to fuck, and bulimic girls have bad breath – capiche?
 
Lord Raffles said:
...no one, not even Paladin (and he's a genius too!).


I tried reaching down to your level, and got a back ache. I'm happy up here in my Fortress of Arrogance.
 
Lord Raffles said:
NO ONE DARES REACH MY HEIGHTS

That's because we can clearly see the effect oxygen deprivation has had on your brain. Verbose euphoria, mindless babble and the inability to reason, comprehend, or think rationally.

We see no reason to repeat the experiment.
 
Sarek said:
That's because we can clearly see the effect oxygen deprivation has had on your brain. Verbose euphoria, mindless babble and the inability to reason, comprehend, or think rationally.

We see no reason to repeat the experiment.

Wherever I go, you’ll always follow…
 
Darkfox said:
I only have dreams to return back to the old Charas, where we worked and helped each other on games because we liked to.

Do you think I don't see, do you think I'm blind to it? Do you think I'm just ranting? It's because I have a dream of a returned harmony. And one day I know that'll come true. Where we exchange our creative ideas, and well... as gamers and possible future game makers.

We should not always give up on our dreams, this one, the one of my friends, and the one of my story are ones I'll never let go of no matter what happens. I won't give up on any of that.

That was the point behind my song's title, "Never Die".

I won't give up on these dreams of mine, maybe you can, but I can never... and it's not just because I'm a mod, it goes a bit deeper, and I don't think I quite understand myself. This place holds history to me... it's my home on the net.

This may be one of our must unglorious days but we always pull through... and we'll do it again

NO ONE DARES REACH TO MY HEIGHTS...
 
The only thing holding you back now is modesty, once you rid yourself of that there will be no stopping you.
 
Zodiac said:
No stopping him? He's already accomplished more than you could ever dream of.

Dude, there's a big difference between trolling and being an outright moronic asshole.

I'm pretty sure Ruffles, like Luci, falls into the second catagory.
 
What I'm trying to say is that LR has an internet history of being a troll which is not confined to TK, and that trying to judge him by his whims here and seriously extrapolating some mindset will yield an incorrect assertation of his accomplishments as well as potential.
 
Lord Raffles said:
...no one, not even Paladin (and he's a genius too!).

Please refrain from even attempting to compare yourself with me dear little Paki men. Surely you are barbecuing some curry chicken yes? I would say a roti sounds good about now.
 
Lord Raffles said:
TK is a forum of whores... they don't deserve me.

Your momma does not deserve you either. No one would wish the likes of you upon their worst enemy. Ugly, stupid and short. This is why your momma was never charged with any crimes when she was caught by the bobbies who saw her attempting to dump you into the nearest rubbish bin. In fact, they tried to help until some passerby saw them. Due to such momma was forced to keep you. A true shame. I feel for her.
 
Paladin said:
Please refrain from even attempting to compare yourself with me dear little Paki men. Surely you are barbecuing some curry chicken yes? I would say a roti sounds good about now.

I knew I'd lure you in here; testimony to my genius & understanding of social engineering.

http://www.trollvalhalla.com/index.php?topic=695.0 I notice you've avoided this thread on TV... what's the matter? Couldn't handle a group of RPG dorks?

So mediocre on all fronts, though I've always respected the yellow font idea.
 
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