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NO ONE DARES REACH MY HEIGHTS

Zodiac said:
Oh, hello.

Oh truly I am surprised that you are actually here. :laugh: On a day like today you are seated before you computer? You? Nawwwwwwwwww. That is but impossible. I probably did more today than you have done in your entire life. In fact I would suggest I spend more time outside than you have your entire life. Surely you would not attempt to deny this fact no? Not for a moment did I imagine you would NOT be here in Troll Kingdom.

Allow me to put things into perspective for your sad, pathetic self. The day I login to Troll Kingdom and find you are not here is the day I dial 911 and report a loser called ZODIAC misses. I would therefore suggest to your local emergency services that perhaps they should check the Suicide Hotlines as a precautionary measure. There would be no other explanation for your absence from Troll Kingdom.

Tell me, why are you not in Wordforge? Were you :laugh: banned? Yes, yes I do recall how everyone in Wordforge reacted when they realised you had gotten me banned for absolutely no reason other than the fact I was stealing all the attention away from you as Ghost. I have absolutely no doubt you were screaming at your computer when you discovered this fact. I do recall the very day I was banned and the others discovered you were the reason they began to call you 'hero' in a mocking manner. Now then, I would suggest this continued to the point you could no longer take it. I saw the post where two people suggested you be banned from Wordforge and this was on the very same day you got me banned. I noticed right after that you became everyone's polite little bitch. The way you were grovelling in Wordforge was utterly disgusting. You truly should be ashamed of yourself degrading your own person like that. Shame, shame. I nearly puked upon seeing how pathetic you were in your behaviour after after realised you had gotten me banned and they knew why too. There is no doubt everyone formed an 'L' with their thumb and forefingers in the sign of the LOSER.

As you have now been laughed right out of Wordforge I suppose Troll Kingdom is your only hope in an attempt to save face yes? I was banned from 4 different sites in the last two days simply because I refuse to change my style unlike yourself. You are a bloody coward who shies away from stepping on the toes of Admins. I bitchslapped Eggs in LoNaf and did the very same in here whilst laughing at his puffing up his chest for having banned me from that ridiculous joke of a site. You in Wordforge are like Mentalcase in LoNaf, ready to suck the cock of the nearest Admin if it will gain you some brownie points. I would like to say 'keep on sucking bitch!'
 
Lord Raffles said:
I knew I'd lure you in here; testimony to my genius & understanding of social engineering.

http://www.trollvalhalla.com/index.php?topic=695.0 I notice you've avoided this thread on TV... what's the matter? Couldn't handle a group of RPG dorks?

So mediocre on all fronts, though I've always respected the yellow font idea.

I haven't even seen that thread you silly little Paki girl. Unlike you I have a life. Whilst you were pounding away on your keyboard I was doing other things. There are things to do besides live in a forum you do realise? What? You don't? Well I cannot for a moment suggest I am surprised. I will check out that thread in Troll Valhalla when I get a chance. You see, unlike you I have been outside all day, in fact far away from my home city and I only recently got back. You see that bright thing outside which one may find extremely difficult to stare at? We call that the Sun. Whilst I was out there enjoying the harmful rays which emanate from that Sun you were here. Now what exactly does this tell a dumb Paki like yourself? I will help you. LOSER. There you go. True the sun does nothing for your brown complexion but one may still have fun even if one is a smelly Paki.
 
Paladin said:
I haven't even seen that thread you silly little Paki girl. Unlike you I have a life. Whilst you were pounding away on your keyboard I was doing other things. There are things to do besides live in a forum you do realise? What? You don't? Well I cannot for a moment suggest I am surprised. I will check out that thread in Troll Valhalla when I get a chance. You see, unlike you I have been outside all day, in fact far away from my home city and I only recently got back. You see that bright thing outside which one may find extremely difficult to stare at? We call that the Sun. Whilst I was out there enjoying the harmful rays which emanate from that Sun you were here. Now what exactly does this tell a dumb Paki like yourself? I will help you. LOSER. There you go. True the sun does nothing for your brown complexion but one may still have fun even if one is a smelly Paki.


You have more posts than me, and they're mostly longer... so who in actual fact wastes their time on the internet?
 
Look folks, a bonafide clash of the retarded egos going on.

Someone be kind enough to wake me when it's over please?
 
Paladin said:
Oh truly I am surprised that you are actually here. :laugh: On a day like today you are seated before you computer? You? Nawwwwwwwwww. That is but impossible. I probably did more today than you have done in your entire life. In fact I would suggest I spend more time outside than you have your entire life. Surely you would not attempt to deny this fact no? Not for a moment did I imagine you would NOT be here in Troll Kingdom.

Allow me to put things into perspective for your sad, pathetic self. The day I login to Troll Kingdom and find you are not here is the day I dial 911 and report a loser called ZODIAC misses. I would therefore suggest to your local emergency services that perhaps they should check the Suicide Hotlines as a precautionary measure. There would be no other explanation for your absence from Troll Kingdom.

Tell me, why are you not in Wordforge? Were you :laugh: banned? Yes, yes I do recall how everyone in Wordforge reacted when they realised you had gotten me banned for absolutely no reason other than the fact I was stealing all the attention away from you as Ghost. I have absolutely no doubt you were screaming at your computer when you discovered this fact. I do recall the very day I was banned and the others discovered you were the reason they began to call you 'hero' in a mocking manner. Now then, I would suggest this continued to the point you could no longer take it. I saw the post where two people suggested you be banned from Wordforge and this was on the very same day you got me banned. I noticed right after that you became everyone's polite little bitch. The way you were grovelling in Wordforge was utterly disgusting. You truly should be ashamed of yourself degrading your own person like that. Shame, shame. I nearly puked upon seeing how pathetic you were in your behaviour after after realised you had gotten me banned and they knew why too. There is no doubt everyone formed an 'L' with their thumb and forefingers in the sign of the LOSER.

As you have now been laughed right out of Wordforge I suppose Troll Kingdom is your only hope in an attempt to save face yes? I was banned from 4 different sites in the last two days simply because I refuse to change my style unlike yourself. You are a bloody coward who shies away from stepping on the toes of Admins. I bitchslapped Eggs in LoNaf and did the very same in here whilst laughing at his puffing up his chest for having banned me from that ridiculous joke of a site. You in Wordforge are like Mentalcase in LoNaf, ready to suck the cock of the nearest Admin if it will gain you some brownie points. I would like to say 'keep on sucking bitch!'
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FACT OF THE DAY

Sarek has skipped most of Lard Ruffles threads. And Lard Ruffle's ego can't handle it. So he's in denial.
 
Sarek said:
FACT OF THE DAY

Sarek has skipped most of Lard Ruffles threads. And Lard Ruffle's ego can't handle it. So he's in denial.

FACT OF THE DAY

Sarek is a plagiarist of Raffles’ style
 
drenrin2120: said:
It makes me sick, honest to god. I've been hearing things left and right about Raffles this and Raffles that. Pop1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ,50! Some of the most respectable members here have stooped to some low levels, so it seems. You've all turned in on eachother and made Alex's hard earned RPG Forum become a flame fest. An eternal "who can stab who in the back" first, "who can slit the other's throat" the fastest... It's sickening. You all need to realize one thing, how can you honestly get up in the morning, or whenever, and log on to Charas knowing this is what you're going to find??

Maybe i'm wrong to be saying this. And I know some of you are gonna say what you want to say. "It's raffle's fault!" "It's hector who started it all!" I don't give a **** who started what first! The fact is, you all bought into it and it's turned this forum into nothing but hell. It's made people edgy, it's made them tense, and purely unlikeable. This is no longer a forum for RPGs. I honestly don't know what it's for. To see all this bickering amongst eachother, fighting over stupid ****. Do you really even know why you're fighting? Can you tell me? I'd love to know! I feel like Smith talking to Anderson right now! Answer me, *******'t! So while you're all busy flaming ppl, the same ppl you once helped make games with, make stories and build a community, Charas is crumbling around you! And I know Alex must be itching to just push that delete button!

So, say I'm ranting on and on about nothing. Tell me that I don't know what I'm talking about. But every last one of you needs to look at yourself before you post another word.

Sorry Alex, you've lost a member that cared. I've made my decision, I won't be coming back.

Ever got a reaction like that?
 
Sarek said:
FACT OF THE DAY

Lard Ruffles has no style and is a moron.

You will never get a true worthy response out of me Sarek, so don't bother - I wouldn't waste good wit on one so petty.
 
Lord Raffles said:
You will never get a true worthy response out of me Sarek, so don't bother - I wouldn't waste good wit on one so petty.

Can't waste what you don't have. So much for the mighty Ruffles.
 
Paladin said:

By the way bitch, your title should read 'NO ONE DARE REACH MY HEIGHTS'. Dumb fucking Pakis are a fucking nuisance.

You know as well as I do that I would never post my real name, photo or details on the internet... so why bother calling me a paki when you know it was all a farce that made people cry?

I GOT PEOPLE TO CRY ABOUT A FICTIONAL DEAD PAKI, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT'S SO FUNNY?
 
Lord Raffles said:
You have more posts than me, and they're mostly longer... so who in actual fact wastes their time on the internet?

You have more posts than 'I'. Perhaps that would have to do with the fact I type 1000x faster than you do? I could complete 500 posts in the time you complete 20. The number of posts one makes has absolutely nothing to do with the time one spends online. I am clearly the fastest typist in here or any other forum and everyone knows it. I have been known to posts within 4 different forums at the same time thanks to my speed. Now please see fit to grow a brain and shut the fuck up about post counts. There is also the fact you spend much of your time in other forums. I only spend enough time to get myself banned from other forums. I am just too good. Last night I was banned by two sites AT THE SAME TIME. Then there was me getting banned in LoNaf by that little suck Eggs Mayonnaise aka Loki. I owned that fucker so badly. When I told him to mind his own fucking business and to fuck off he banned me so fast I barely had time to blink. Naturally you know by now I hold the record at LoNaf for the fastest ban of all time. I also hold a similar record at Wordforge. There is one other site where everyone exclaimed in awe that I was the quickest ban of all time also. 2 posts. That's all it took. 2 piddly little posts. Remember, unlike you or any of the lesser twats I need not spam or post inappropriate pictures. I simply get banned from the use of my words. My intellect is rather awe-inspiring as one can easily tell by the way you circle my posts with doddering respect.

Everyone else's idea of a LONG POST is to cut and paste. I TYPE my shit so please everyone please refrain from even beginning to compare yourselves with the great Paladin.
 
Lord Raffles said:
You know as well as I do that I would never post my real name, photo or details on the internet... so why bother calling me a paki when you know it was all a farce that made people cry?

I GOT PEOPLE TO CRY ABOUT A FICTIONAL DEAD PAKI, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT'S SO FUNNY?

Yes, yes I am well aware that was not a picture of you but since I have never seen you it is my belief you are Paki. If you are not a Paki why does my calling you such bother you? RWC believes I am a Paki. I could be. One never knows. I could be a nigger and I could be a chink. Who is to know? I simply envision you as a Paki and I for one believe I am correct. I certainly notice a curry-laced stench from your posts.

What have I done that was so funny? How about getting an entire site to believe I was French-Canadian? They so believed me I was being called a fucking FROGGIE left and right. I was even arguing about rights for our province of Quebec in which case that complete moron ZODIAC and let us not forget MENTALCASE actually raised a stink about Quebec and their 'fascist language laws'. Shit but I have not been to Quebec in sooooooo many years.
 
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