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NO ONE DARES REACH MY HEIGHTS

Zodiac said:


Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! SaintLucifer is more popular in Wordforge than I am so I better get him banned. Wahhhhhhhhhhhh. He is stealing my thunder in Wordforge! *stamps his feet* I want SaintLucifer gone because everyone pays attention to him and not me. Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
 
Zodiac said:
LOL YO DUDE i started two thread about you

im a fan, want to address them??

Quite a fan. One that fears me. Now then, let us talk about my challenge. You talked shit in Wordforge. How about you get me unbanned in Wordforge and we can go head-to-head in there? If you refuse I daresay you are but a COWARD. Everyone in here knows this as does everyone in Wordforge. Shall we dance or will the only dancing you do be that of clucking all the way to the chicken farm?
 
Lord Raffles said:
Dear Lilith!

How are you? I hope all is well on your end of the pond. I’ve currently taken up Butterfly collecting and have already amassed a sound collection of Red Admirals. In response to your letter, I believe it pays to eradicate without mercy.

I look forward to your correspondence,

Yours truly,
Lord Raffles.

PS – skinny girls are painful to fuck, and bulimic girls have bad breath – capiche?
How insightful. That would apply to me if I were still 125.... ;)
 
Lord Raffles said:
I HAD SOME IDIOT START A FAKE DEATH THREAD ABOUT ME SO I COULD GET THE ATTENTION I SO CRAVE FROM PEOPLE AT TK WHO ARE ABLE TO LOOK BEYOND WORDS ON THE INTERNET AND REALIZE I AM A REAL PERSON. WHAT I HAVE DONE IS SO FUNNY! AREN'T I JUST THE KEWLIST!!

^That would be a more concise interpretation.
 
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