NONE OF YOU FUCKERS KNOW SHIT ABOUT STAR TKRE

[CaptainWacky]

YOU ALL THINK YOU KNOW THE SHIT BUT NOEN OF YOU KNEOW THE SHIT NONE OF YOU KNOW SHIT IN FACT NONE OF YOU EVEN KNOW A LITTLE SHIT NONE OF YOU KNOW SHIT, ABOUT STARK TRKE, YOU NONE OF YOU ALL YOU ALL SIT THERE THINKING YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT STAR TRKE BUT YOU DON'T FUCKERS YOU FUCKING SWINE YOU THINK YOU KNOWS HIT ABOUT STAR TRKE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT STAR TKRe

YOU SEE BRAGA KILLED STAR TREK WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKERS IT WAS ACTUALLY FUCKMAN38 THAT DID YOU IT YOU BET YOU DIND'T FUCKING KNOW

DS9 WASN'T EVEN TAHT GOOD

ENTERPRIESE WAS BETTER THAN BSG

KIRK WAS GAY

SPOCK WASN'T EVEN AN ALIEN YOU FUCEKRS HE WAS UNDERCOVER FOR SECTION 51 READ SOME BOOKS

YOU FUCKINERS THINK THAT STAR TREK INVENTED THE TRANSPORTER GUESS WHAT GEORGE LUCAS INVETED IT IN EPSIOD ONE YOU IDIOTS

YOU THINK THAT DATA WAS A ROBOT HE WAS A FUCKING MACHINE YOU DOLTS

YOU THINK GRRR I'M SO MAD I CAN'T TYPE YOU ANGRY FOOLS

YOU THINK THAT TROI HAD TITS SHE DIDN't

YOU DIITO

YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT

 

[Dual]

QOTW?

 

[The Tomtrek]

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[Fuddlemiff]

Seriously, what the fuck was that supposed to be? One minute he was a Texan oil baron, the next he was a cockney chimney sweep! If it wasn't for "fair dinkum" I'd never have figured it out.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just like Helen Hunt in...any movie starring Helen Hunt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAHAHA CNA'T TAKE THE TRUTH LITTLE TREKKIES CAN'T HANDLE THE FACTOIDS I'M SPWEING AT YOUSE LOL YOU ALL GO HOME AND WORSHIP YOUR GENE RODDEBERRY DOLLS BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH THAT STAR TREK WAS CRTEATED BY FUCKNIG JOHN TRAVOLTA TO SELL T-SHIRTS

 

[Tisiphone]

Just like Helen Hunt in...any movie starring Helen Hunt.

Except for Girls Just Want to Have Fun.

"I just know I must be horny."

 

[Cassie]

TROI HAD TITS YOU RETARTED FUCKNOSE THEY WERE RIGHT THERE ON HER CHEST FOR PICARD TO MOTORBOAT. I BET YOU THINK RIKER HAD A COCK, WELL HE DID BUT IT ONLY CROWED FOR WORF UNTIL DATA TOSSED HIS SALAD DURING A DRUNKEN ORGY, THAT'S RIGHT DATA GO DRUNK ON DILITHIUM CRYSTALS AND HAD HIS WAY WITH NUMBER ONE. THATS THE REASON JANEWAY'S BUN WAS SO TIGHT.

 

[Mentalist]

HAHA YOU CAPTAINSPACKY THINK HE KNOW THE LOWDOWN ON MY BOYS IN THE SPACESHIP ENTERPRISE WELL I GOT SOME NEWS MAN YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT STAR TKRE COMPARED TO ME YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT DATAS SHOES AND YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT CAPTAIN PRICKHARD AND HIS WESTSIDE GANGSTA HOMIES. YOU FOOL YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THE TRIVA WITH ME?!! YOU CAN'T DO THE TRIVA. I KNOW ALL THE TRIVA. YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOME THINGS ABOUT KLINGHONS WELL I KNOW MORE ABOUT KLINGHONS LIKE HOW THEY EAT SPAGHETI WITH BLOOD JUICE AND YOU THINK YOU WANT TO STEP TO MY FACE ABOUT STAR TKRE TRIVA BUT YOU WILL LOSE BECUASE I KNOW ALL THE BOOM TINGS. STAR TKRE IS THE BEST BUT YOU LOSERS CANT EVEN REALIZE IN YOUR OWN FACES WHAT IS HAPPENING! YOU THINK THE STARBOAT ENTERPRISE IS FAST? WELL U DON'T KNOW HOW FAST MY LITTLE FRENDS I WILL TELL YOU BECAUSE I KNOW HOW FAST BECAUSE I SPEAK TO MANY PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE SHOW STAR TKRE AND THEY ARE MY FRIENS AND THEY TOLD ME ITS FASTER THAN THE FASTEST BIT OF LIGHT TRAVELLING ON A THE BACK OF A PEREGRIN FALCON WEARING LITTLE ROLLER SKATES IN A TIME TRAVELLING DELORIAN YOU FUCKING SPUDS!

YOU TELL ME TO READ SOME BOOKS BUT I TELL YOU TO READ SOME BOOKS ABOUT WORF AND HIS FREND MR TRUNDLE FOOT. OH? YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUIT MR TRUNDLE FOOT>? AHAHA OF COURS YOU DON'T BECAUSE U DONT KNOW ABOUT STAR TKRE AND YOU DONT KNOW THE BOOKS I READ. I READ THE GOOD BOOKS ON STAR TKRE NOT THE SHIT YOU READ. YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK BECAUSE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT STAR TKRE AND I WILL BEAT YOU ALL AT TRIVA. I AM THE BEST STARTKRER MAKE NO MISTAKE DONT MAKE THAT MISTAKE U HEAR ME I TELL YOU AGAIN TO YOUR FACES NO MISTAKE YOU MAKE ABOUT ME AND STAR TKRE BECAUSE I KNOW ALL THE TKRE STUFFS. DID YOU KNOW THAT WESLEY CRUSHER WAS MOLESTED BY GEORDI? FUCK NO U DIDN'T U DIDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE ITS NOT KNOW BY PLEBS WHO DONT KNOW STAR TKRE. U WANT SOME INSIDER INFORMATION FROM THE SET AND STUFF? I HAVE ALL THAT STUFF BECAUSE I KNOW ALL THE PEPLE WHO MAKE STAR TKRE THEY LIKE ME TOO AND WILL TELL ME STUFF THAT U DON'T KNOW. DID YOU KNOW THAT TROI ACTUALLY HAD 24 SEPERATE ORGASMS ON SCREEN IN ENCOUNTER AT FARJOINT? THAT'S TRUE LOOK IT UP. FUCKING STAR TKRE IS THE FUCKING BEST U DON'T KNOW ALL THE THINGS I KNOW SO DON'T SAY TO MY FACE U KNOW OK U LISTEN TO ME PROPER NOW NO MORE FUCKING KA' PLOO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I KNEW IT WOULD ONLY BE SEVENTEEN OF YOUR EARTH MINUTES BEFOR MENTALJIMMMY GOT HERE AND STARTED SPEWING HIS USUAL PRO-TNG GARBAGE ALL OVER OUR ASSES AND OTHER BODY PARTS WITH HIS KEYBOARD, BUT UNLIKE ME HIS KEYBOARD IS NOT SHAPED LIKE CHIEF O'BRIEN'S FACE, IS IT? NO, IT'S FUCKING NOT, BECAUSE YOU BETTER cupcakeERWELL BELIEVE THAT I AM THE ILLEST STAR TREK FAN ON THE INTERNET WIDE WEB AND THAT MEANS I AM THE BEST AT STAR TREK, OKAY, JIMMYH?

YOU FUCKER PROBALBY WATCH BUFFY WHILE YOU GET YOUR MOM TO READ STAR TREK BOOKS TO YOU BECASUE YOU THINK YOU CAN ABSORB THE INFORMATION AND KNOW MORE THAN ME!? OF COURSE I KNOW ABOUT TRUNDLEFOOT, BUT DID YOU KNOW HE'S ACTUALLY PHLOX'S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDCOUSIN? NO YOU DIDN'T BEACSUE YOU WERE TOO BUSY MASTURBATING OVER HOSHI T'POL THE HALF HUMAN/HALF VULCAN SEX HYBRID YOU HETEROFUCK. AND ANOTHER THING: ROMULANS WERE BEFORE KLINGONS AND THEY WERE INVENTED BY RICK BERMAN THE LITTLE KNONW TRUE CREATOR OF STAR TREK NOT THAT BASTARD GENE L COON WHO CAME UP WITH THE KLINGONS WHILE HE WAS OUT HUNTING FOR COONS WITH HIS FRIEND FRANK HERBERT AND HE SAW A RACOON WITH A FUCKED UP FOREHEAD AND SAID "MISTER EHRBERRT, THAT IS A KLINGON, AAAH MY HEART" AND DIED OF A HEART ATTACK, DID YOU? FUCK NO.

ANSWER THESE FOUR QUESTIONS

1) WHAT WAS TRIP'S REAL NAME?

2) IN THE TNG EPISODE "JADE GOODY'S GAMBIT" HOW MANY RED SHIRTS DIED?

3) HOW TALL IS EZRI FAX?

4) THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS!!!

5) HOW BIG IS MY DICK? BIGGER THAN YOURS, FUCKNOSE.

LAY THAT KNOWLEDGE ON ME, JULIAN TRU AS THE BETAZOIDS SAY!

 

[Tisiphone]

^The fact that you spelled the the TKRE part correctly everytime is classic. I would have fucked it up so many times.

 

[Mentalist]

FUCKING TYPICAL YOU CAPTAINSPACKY IS ROLLING ON ME CLAIMING TO BE THE ILLEST STAR TKRE FAN WELL YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ILL I AM FUCKTOES. YOU EVER BEEN COMPLIMENTED BY A GIRL FOR WEARING A COMMANDER BRUCE MADDOX BANDANA? FUCK NO YOU HAVENT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO GET THEM BANDANNAS I GOT CONNECTIONS FOR THAT SHIT. YOU DON'T SEE HOW I ROLL.

U WON'T BE FUCKING LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO ALPHA CETI IX WHEN I DROP MY KNOWLEDGE ON YOU ABOUT STAR TKRE. OH YOU NEVER HEARD OF ALPHA CETI IX AHAHA YOU DON'T KNOW BOUT THAT SHIT DO YOU AND DONT TELL ME ABOUT ROMLEONS BECAUSE I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT ROMLEONS MAYBE ITS TRUE THAT BERMAN MADE THE ROMLEONS UP BUT YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT HE ONLY CAME UP WITH IT AFTER HE WAS RAPED BY ROSALIND CHAO.

AND AS FOR UR FRANKLLY FUCKING PISS EASY STUPID QUESTIONS THAT CAN'T TEST MY STAR TKRE HEAD OF KNOWLEDGE

1) WHAT WAS TRIP'S REAL NAME?

TRIP DOESN'T HAVE A REAL NAME DON'T TRY AND TRICK ME. HIS MUM HATED HIM WHEN HE WAS BORN AND DIDN'T NAME HIM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO BUSY SMOKING SPACE WEED SO HE WENT THROUGH LIFE LIVING IN A SPACE DUSTBIN WITHOUT A NAME AND ALL THE BOLIAN CHILDREN WHO ROLLED IN HIS HOOD WOULD KICK HIS WEAK SPASTICATED LEGS FROM UNDER HIM SO HE NAMED HIMSELF TRIP TO DEFEAT THE BULLIES AND WORKED HARD EVERY DAY TO MAKE HIS LEGS STRONG UNTIL ARCHER ACCIDENTALLY HIT HIM WITH HIS SPACE BIKE IN THE STREET AND GAVE HIM A JOB TO AVOID CRIMINAL CHARGES IN SPACE COURT. YOU THINK YOU COULD TRICK ME WITH THAT SHIT HUH? I KNOW ALL THE TKRE STORIES AND I LIKE THAT ONE A LOT BECAUSE IT TALKS TO THE KIDS DAWG SO I WOULD KNOW IT NOT THAT I HAVE ANY WEAKNESSES IN MY KNOWLEDGE OF TKRE YOU SPACE YOGHURT.

2) IN THE TNG EPISODE "JADE GOODY'S GAMBIT" HOW MANY RED SHIRTS DIED?

ANOTHER TRICK FUCKING QUESTION I SEE WHERE YOU ARE GOING WITH THIS BUT YOU WON'T GET ME TO MAKE MISTAKES I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES. NO REDSHIRTS DIED IN JADE GOODY'S GAMBIT. WHEN DATA GOES BESERK AND STARTS RAPING THE RED SHIRTS AND KILLING THEM WITH HIS GIANT METAL PENIS AFTER BEING INFECTED WITH THE JACKVIRUS THEY DON'T REALLY DIE BECAYSE JADE GOODY MADE US ALL REMEMBER THAT WE WILL NEVER FORGET ANY OF THE POOR VICTIMS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL ALIVE IN OUR HEARTS AND YOU CAN NEVER REALLY DIE AS LONG AS YOU ARE ON SYNDICATED TELEVISION. I BET YOU DIDNT EVEN GET THE DEEP MESSAGE AT THE END OF JADE GOODY'S GAMBIT WHEN RIKER FINALLY REALISES THAT JADE GOODY ISN'T CAPTAIN PRICKHARD AND WORF WANTS TO PUT HER IN A TORPEDO TUBE AND FIRE HER AT THE PAKLED HOME PLANET AND RIKER SAYS NO BECAUSE SHE HAS SPACE CANCER SO FUCKING MURDERS HER ON THE BRIDGE INSTEAD BY REPEATEDLY SMASHING HER FACE IN TO HELM CONTROL AND CAPTAIN PRICKHARD (ONCE FREED FROM THE GIANT MODEL VAGINA GEORGI BUILT IN EPISODE "GEORDI AND HIS GIANT VAGINA" ) TELLS THE CREW THAT EVEN THOUGH JADE GOODY WAS EVIL SHE DID HAVE SPACE CANCER AND BECAUSE OF THAT THE NEW PRESIDENT OF EARTH WILL BE JACKIE BUDDEN AND ALL STARFLEET SPACESHIPS WILL HAVE THE COMPUTER VOICE CHANGED TO THAT OF JADE GOODY.

WE WILL NEVER FORGET.

3) HOW TALL IS EZRI FAX?

TALLER THAN A BADGER WITH STILLETOS BUT SHORTER THAN JAKE SISKO IN STILLETOS.

4) THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS!!!

5) HOW BIG IS MY DICK? BIGGER THAN YOURS, FUCKNOSE.

YEAH WELL...UH....FUCKING STAAAAAAAAAAR TKREEEEEEES!

LAY THAT KNOWLEDGE ON ME, JULIAN TRU AS THE BETAZOIDS SAY!

CONSIDER IT FUCKING LAID I AM TH BEST AT STAR TKRE AND YOU WILL NOT COME TO MY FACE ANYMORE WITH UR CRAP KNOWLEDGE OF STAR TKRE I KNOW ALL THE STUFFS ADN LIKE WORF SAID IN THE EPISODE "WORF TRAPPED ON PLANET DAVINA!" -- "KILL EVERYTHING!"


DON'T STEP TO THE MAIN MAIN THE BEST THE ONLY THE WONDROUS FUCKINGF KNOWLEDGE OF MY HEAD OF TKRE I KINOW IT AND IF YOU DONT STEP RIGHT OFF I WILL PHONE UP DENISE OKUDA WHO LOVES ME AND THINKS I AM TH EBEST BECAUSE WE ARE FRENDS AND TELL HER TO MAIL YOU SOME CARDASSIAN POO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

OKAY HOMEDOG THAT WAS JUST A TEST, MAYBE YOU DO KNOW A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT STAR TRKE UNLIKE SOME OF THE SCUM WHO POST HERE. LIKE TOMTKRE, THE TOMTKRE, FOR ONE GAY EXAMPLE. DID YOU KNOW THAT HIS ASS THINKS THAT CHEWBACCA WAS IN STAR TKRE INSTEAD OF THE THING HE REALLY WAS IN (STAR WARDS THE CLONE WARDS)? THAT'S WHY ONE TIME HE HAD A POSTER OF CHEWBACCA UP ON THE WALL OF HIS FILTHY BEDROM AND HE SCORED OUT THE WORDS "STAR WARDS" AND WROTE THE WORDS "STAR TKRE" ON WITH FELT TIP PEN. THEN HE INVITED A GIRL WITH TITS UP TO HIS ROOM TO IMPRESS HER HE SAID "HEY, LOOK, HERE'S A COOL STAR TREK POSTER LET'S HAVE SEX" BUT SHE SAID, "EWW, NO, YOU JEW, THAT'S STAR WARDS IT'S GAY LIKE YOU EVERYONE KNOWS THAT HAN SHOT THIRD" AND RAN AWAY IN DISGRACE WITHOUT EVEN PUTTING HER BRA BACK ON. SO I'LL ADMIT THAT U DO KNOW MORE THAN HIM.

AND ALSO MORE THAN TELEPHONE AND CASSANDRIE AND DOCTOR DAN AND LEGS MAYONNAISE AND FOODLEMINT AND RAPEDOG69.

BUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW AS MUCH AS ME AND THAT'S THAT AND IT'S THE TRUTH!!! WE CAN BE FRIENDS AS LONG AS YOU EXCEPT THESE UNDENAIBLE FACTS LIKE HOW ALL STAR WARDS FANS MUST EXCEPT THAT STAR TRKE IS BETTER AND WORF COULD KILL CHEWBACCA IN A POD RACE.

ANYWAY I THINK I DO KNOW THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH WOULD IMPRESS YOU AND I WANT EVERYONE WHO ISN'T MENTALJIMMY TO STOP READING RIGHT NOW BECASUE THIS IS SECRET INFO ONLY JULIAN TRUE TRKKERS ARE ALLOWED TO KNOW OKAY LOOK AWAY NOW YOU INGLORIOUS BASTERDS READY STEADY GO......

DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE EIGHTIES THEY WAS GONIG TO MAKE A NEW STAR TRKE SERIES CALLED STAR TRKE: PHASER TWO STARRING MARTIN LANDUA AS DATA AND ALEC GUINNESS AS OLD MAN KIRK?

BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT BUT IT WAS CANCELLED BY DA ABCNBCNN NETWORK TO MAKE CHUCK NORRIS INSTEAD DID YOU!?

AND ALSO THERE ARE SECRET PLANTS TO ACTUALLY MAKE A STAR TRKE MOVIE CALLED "THE HUMAN ADVENTURES CONTINUES!" STARRING JONNY DEPP AND ZOE SALDANA AND FREEMA AGYEMAN AND KATE FROM THE APPRENTICE DID YOU KNOW THAT!? IT'S TOP SECRET SO DON'T TELL TOMTREK

 

[The Tomtrek]

Hey.

My bedroom isn't filthy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'LL READ ALL THIS LATER LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hey.

My bedroom isn't filthy.

IT IS WITH ALL THE BRAS GIRLS HAVE DROPPED THERE BEFORE RETREATING AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR LEGO DEATH STAR WITH THE WORDS "THIS IS REALLY A BORG SPHERE" WRITTEN ON IT.

 

[The Tomtrek]

:cry:

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOOK YOU STAR WARDIES JUST GO TOT RECOGNISE DAT TREK GOT DERE FIRST AND DAT LUCASH STOLE MOST OF HIS SHIT FROM STAR TRKE AND MAYBE THEN WE WILL RESPECT YOUR LITTLE FRANCHISE BUT PROBABLY NOT BECASUE IT'S GAY, OAKY!?!?!?

LIKE FIR EXAMPLE HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES

1) 3CPO'S POSTATOMIC BRAIN WAS OBVIOUSLY STOLEN FROM DATA

2) AND R2'S SHINY DOME WAS STOLEN FROM DATA TOO, DUH

3) THE MILLENNIUM FALCOLN WAS BASED ON AN UNUSED DESIGN FOR THE ENTERPRISE'S SHUTTLES, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT UNLESS YOUR GAY

4) THE CYBERMEN WERE A RIP OFF OF THE BORG

5) I THINK THE EWOKS WERE IN A TOS EPISODE THAT WAS LOST IN A FIRE WHEN RODDENNBERYR WAS SMOKING A CIGAR

6) ALSO SPACE WAS IN STAR WARDS BUT SPACE WAS IN STAR TRKE FIRST

SO THER EYOU GO YOU BASTARD INREFUTABLE PROOF OKAY, SO JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE STAR WARDS IS FOR BABIES AND THAT STAR TREK RULES AND BRANNON AND BRAGA WROTE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE AND SAVED TOM CRUISE'S CAREER Y'ALL KNOWS IT

 

[The Tomtrek]

UMMMM I THINK YOUL FIND THAT LIKE PRETTY MUCH ALL OF UR FUCKIN STAR TRKE WASSTOLEN FROM THE >>>>BETTER<<<<< AND >>>>>ENGLUISH<<<<< TV SHOW DOCTER HWO.

UR FUCKING BARGS OR WHATEVER R JUST A TOOOTTALLL RIPOF OF THE CABERMEN AND THE FUKCIN DALAKS R WAY BETTER THAN UR FUCKIN TRIBLES

PLUS THAT SHOW IS WAY BETTER GOD SOMETIMES IT HAS LIKE THE MAIN GUY BEIN LEIK JESUS IN IT THAT JESUS WAS PRETY COOL


ALSO IT STARTED WAAAY BE4 UR FUCKIN STAR TKRE U FUCKIN FUCKNOSE FUCKER FUCK ON A FUCKING HORSE

O YEA AND SUM OF IT WAS IN FUCKIN BLACK AND WHITE WHICH AS EVERYONE KNOWS IS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN UR FUCKING COLOUR TELEVISION U RETARD IN UR FUCKING SPACESHIPS LOL LOOK AT ME IN IM A FUCKING SPACESHIP YEAR WELL DOCTER HWO IS IN A FUCKIN TLEFONE BOX WE CAN FUCKIN ORDER A PIZZA AND TRAVEL IN TIME TO KILL UR MUM BEFORE UR BORN

 

[Gagh]

YOU FUCKERS BETTA REALISE THAT DATA AND THAT BITCH TROI HAD A BET GOING ON THAT MEANT TROI HAD TO ENDLESSLY CRAWL IN JEFFRIES TUBES WHILST THE CAMERA STOPPED MOVING SO WE CAN PAN THE FULL LENGTH OF HER BODY IN THOSE LITTLE TIGHT CATSUITS AND DATA WON THE BET BECAUSE THE CAMERA NEVER FLLOWED HIS ARSE WHEN HE WORE A CATSUIT. AND PICARD WALKED IN ON THE BET WHILST TROI AND DATA WERE SWAPPING CLOTHES AND EVERYTHING, HE ASSUMED IT WAS A BETAZOID WEDDING AND USING HIS AWESOME CAPTAIN POWERS MARRIED THEM RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT, AND THEN DATA SAID HE IS FULLY FUNCTIONAL PICARD PLAYED THE FLUTE WHILST TROI DID THE LAMBADA BUT SLIPPED ON SPOT'S CAT TURD BUT SPOT WAS RACIST BECAUSE IT CHANGED GENDERS MEANING FLAT OUT DOGISM AND PICARD WAS MADE TO DIVORCE TROI AND DATA AFTER WORD AND RIKER WATERBOARDED HIM THEN RIKER RAPED HIM (BECAUSE HE FUCKS ANYTHING THAT MOVES, EVEN LIVINGSTONE STOPPED SWIMMING IN THE READY ROOM IN FEAR OF A FUCKING) AND PICARD LIKED IT AND GAYED UP WITH LT HAWK IN FIRST CONTACT BUT THEY CUT IT MAKING PEOPLE CRY LIKE WIL WHEATON WHO DRESSED UP AS FRANK N FURTER AND SUNG A DUO WITH ROSIE O'DONNELL IN PROTEST BUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH STAR TREK, BECAUSE STAR WARS FANS MADE THEM DO IT, THEN CG'D TEMEURA MORRISON'S HEAD OVER ROSIE O'DONNELL BECAUSE THEY WANTED HER TO BE A FAT LEZZA CLONE TROOPER GONE WRONG WHICH MADE ALL THE UGNAUGHTS CRY WHEN THEY REALISED LUCAS PLAGIARISED THE TERELLIAN PIG MASKS FOR HIS FUCKING UGNAUGHTS, PLAGIUARISED THE GORN FOR BOSSK, PLAGUARISED ROBERT BELTRAN'S ACTING FOR HATDEN CHRISTENSEN AND PLAGUARISED CHEKOV FOR JAR JAR BINKS SO FUCKING THERE WARS FANS YOYU BOOHATS AND A STAR DESTROYER COULD EASILY FUCKING TRASH THE ENTERPRISE. BOOHATTING BOOHATS.