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NONE OF YOU FUCKERS KNOW SHIT ABOUT STAR TKRE

OKAY TOMTARD, FIRST OF ALL AND FOR THE SPACE RECORD YOU ARE A TARD AND WLLL ALWAYS BE A TARD YOU BASTARD YES I KNOW ABOUT DOCTOR WHO, WHO DO YOU THINK FOUNDED THE DOCTOR WHO FANCLUB!? THAT'S RIGHT, MY GRANDAD, BACK IN THE WAR, WHEN THAT OLDASS SHIT STARTED LOL! DOCTOR WHO IS SO OLD THAT THE TARDIS HAS RUST GROWING OUT OF ITS COCK! LOL! AND ANYWAY EVEN KNOWS DOCTOR WHO SUCKS AND THAT'S WHY THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS THE DOCTOR KEEPS LEAVING AND THEY HAVE TO REPLACE HIM WITH A NEW ACTOR AND HOPE NO ONE NOTICES! AND IT DIDN'T EVEN GET GOOD UNTIL 2001 WHEN RUSSELL T DAVIES (THE WRITER OF GAY EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY YOU FAGS) CAME ALONG AND SAID "DIS IS THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE" AND MADE IT GOOD BY INTRODUCING SEXY COMPANIAONS WHO HAD SEX WITH THE DOCTOR LIKE ROSE JONES AND AMY-JANE POND! AND EVEN THEN IT STILL SUCKED!

I WILL ADMIT TORCHWOOD IS GOOD BECASUE THEY SAY "CUM" ON IT A LOT LOL.

AND BY THE WAY THE CYBORGMEN SUCK COMPARED TO THE BORG BECAUSE SEVEN OF NINE IS A SEXY BORG AND MUCH SEXIER THEN RICHARD DAWKIN'S MUM WHO WAS A CYBERMAN!!!!!!

AND AS FOR YOU GAGH YOU THINK YOU CAN HANG AND ROLL AND BANG AND SCREW WITH ME AND MY BEST FRIEND MENTALJIMMY BY LAYING SOME KNOWLEDGE ON US ABOUT PICARD WATERSURFING TROI'S MAMMARY TITS WELL ANSWER ME THESE TWO QUESTIONS THEN!

1) WHAT IS DATA'S SERIAL NUMBER WHICH IS PRINTED ON HIS ASS?

2) WHY DID RIKER SHAVE HIS BEARD OFF IN EPISODE NINETEEN "THE KLINGON GRAVY"?

3) WHO IS TALLER, KIRK OR JANEWAY?

4) WHO IS SHORTER, PHLOX OR NEELIX.

ANSWER THEM IN 12 MINUTES OR LESS.
 
LOOK U JUST CANT FUKCIN HAnDLE THAT GENE SODDENBERRY >>>STOLE<<< ALL HIS IDEA FROM A >>>>BETTER<<<<< AND >>>>ENGLISH<<<<< TV SHOW.

FUCKING 11 PEOPLE HAVE PLAYED THE DOCTOR. ELEVEN FUCKING PEOPLE. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE PLAYED YOUR STUPID BALD FUCKING COCK CAPTAIN PICARD??????? ONE

PATHETIC

FUCKING

PATHETIC
 
WHAT A SURPRISE DAT GAGH DDIDN'T ANSWER I BET HE WAS TOO BUSY WANKING OVER HIS WESLEY CRUSHER POSTER, DON'T CRY ABOUT IT BOYO, YOU CAN STILL WATCH STARGATE BECAUSE THAT'S FOR KIDS AND YOUR A KID, LAD!!!

AS FOR YOU TOMTRAK NO ONE CARES ABOUT DOCTOR WHO, WHAT'S HIS NAME ANYWAY? WHO KNOWS. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT ENGLAND IS SO GAY THAT THEY MADE A SHOW ABOUT A MAN IN A PHONEBOX EATING JAM AND TARTS, EH CHIPS, PIP PIP, BLOODY CRICKET, MY OLD MAN'S A PAKLED?

DOPESAUCE!

YOU FUCKERS ARE DEEFLECTING THE REAL ISSUE WHICH IS UR LACK OF KNOWLADGE ON STAR TRKE AND If YOU DON'T LIKE ME BITE ME!

DID ANY OF YOU KNOW THAT THE DS9 EPISODE THE SEXY VISITOR WAS AN INJOKE BECASUE THE ACTRESS WHO PLAEYD JADZIA WAS CALLED "NANNY VISITOR" AND ALL THE MEN IN THE CAST HAD HAD SEX WITH HER? NO< YUOU DIDN'T

DID ANY OF YOU KNOW THAT LINDA PARK WHO PLAYED HOSHI PLAYED THE T-REX IN JURASSIC PARK USING ANIMATORICS? NO, YOU FUCKING DIND'T.

AND SO ON FOREVER TIMES A MILLION!

Q COULD SNAP HAS FINGERZ AND MAKE UR DEATH STAR DISAPPEAR UP GRAND MOFF PALPATINE'S ASS!!
 
METH DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS WHAT SOME GAY STAR WARS THING LIKE THE SPICE MONGS OF KETTLE I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THAT SHIT DATA IS THE MAN HE'S WHERE IT'S AT HIS BRAIN IS MADE OUT OF DEAD CHILDREN THAT THE SILCIONE AVATAR SPIT OUT DID YOU KNOW THAT NO YOU DIDN'T TI'S IN THE SERIES BIBLE THAT BERMAN WROTE IN BRAGA'S BLOOD
 
BRAGA TOLD ME AS I WAS GIVING HIM A HANDJOB IN A PICKUP TRUCK THAT ENTERPRISE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ODD COUPLE STARRING JAKE AND NOG WITH NEELIX AS MURRAY THE COP UNTIL BERMAN STEPPED IN AND SAID UN-UNH WHITE BOY YOOZ GONNA TURN BACK THE CLOCK ON THAT COCK AND MAKE A REBOOTY SHOW FEATURING THE HISTORIC INVENTION OF THE DECON CHAMBER YEAH BSNIZZITCHEZ SNAP PORTHOS!
 
YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW SHIT ABOUT BRAGA THAT MAN DIDN'T GIVE NO HANDJOBS HE ONLY RECEIVED THEM: FROM ME, AND IF HE TOLD YOU OTHERWISE HE WAS A FILTHY SLUT, MAN I HATE HIM AND EVERYTHING HE EVER WROTE, IT'S LUCKY MICHALE PILLAR AND GRAND NAGUS ZEKE REWROTE ALL HIS SCRIPTS THEY IS THE REAL HEROEIS NOT THAT STINKY BRAGA AND HIS COUSIN RON MOORE!
 
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, YOU'rE NOT ISAAC ISAMORPH THE MAN WHO INVENTED ROBOTS WHEN WORKING FOR HITLER IN WORLD WAR TWO AND RODENBERRY SAW HIS REASEARCH BECASUE HE WAS A SECRET AGENT AND A SPY AS WELL AND SAW ALL THE GERMAN SECRETS. YOU'RE NOT HIM.
 
CaptainWacky said:
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YOU ALL THINK YOU KNOW THE SHIT BUT NOEN OF YOU KNEOW THE SHIT NONE OF YOU KNOW SHIT IN FACT NONE OF YOU EVEN KNOW A LITTLE SHIT NONE OF YOU KNOW SHIT, ABOUT STARK TRKE, YOU NONE OF YOU ALL YOU ALL SIT THERE THINKING YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT STAR TRKE BUT YOU DON'T FUCKERS YOU FUCKING SWINE YOU THINK YOU KNOWS HIT ABOUT STAR TRKE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT STAR TKRe

YOU SEE BRAGA KILLED STAR TREK WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKERS IT WAS ACTUALLY FUCKMAN38 THAT DID YOU IT YOU BET YOU DIND'T FUCKING KNOW

DS9 WASN'T EVEN TAHT GOOD

ENTERPRIESE WAS BETTER THAN BSG

KIRK WAS GAY

SPOCK WASN'T EVEN AN ALIEN YOU FUCEKRS HE WAS UNDERCOVER FOR SECTION 51 READ SOME BOOKS

YOU FUCKINERS THINK THAT STAR TREK INVENTED THE TRANSPORTER GUESS WHAT GEORGE LUCAS INVETED IT IN EPSIOD ONE YOU IDIOTS

YOU THINK THAT DATA WAS A ROBOT HE WAS A FUCKING MACHINE YOU DOLTS

YOU THINK GRRR I'M SO MAD I CAN'T TYPE YOU ANGRY FOOLS

YOU THINK THAT TROI HAD TITS SHE DIDN't

YOU DIITO

YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT
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YOU DON'T NEED SPELLS IN STAR TREK LIKE YOUR GAYASS HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOTRY POORFTER HARRY BUTTHOLE POTTER SHIT BECASUE +STAR TREK HAS TECHNOBABBLE WHICH MEANS IT'S REAL SCIENCE LIKE EINTSTINE AND YODA INVENTED BACK INT HE FIFTIES DURING WORLD WAR TWO TO NUKED THE CHINKS OKAY THAT'S THE GENEISIS CAVE OF STAR TREK ITY'S ALL ROOTED IN LOGIC NOT FUCKING MAGIC LIKE YOUR STINKING FARSCAPE AND VERNOICA MARS YOU ASSHOLE
 
IS THAT THE ONE WITH MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG PLAYING NURSE CHLOE NOSE YEAH THAT'S A GOOD SHOW I ILIKE HOW THEY ACT LIKE ITS' A HOSPITAL BUT REALLY IT'S A LL A HOLODECK FANTASY RIKER IS HAVING AND YOU CAN SEE RIKER JUST OFF CAMERA WANKING OFF DUING THE WHOLE THING ONLY I KNOW ABOUT THIS SO DON'T TELL ANYONE NOT EVEN BERMAN AND RICK OR BRANNON AND BRAGA OR ANYONE OKAY SEEYA
 
WHAT ABOUT THE LOVE DR PHLOX HAS FOR ARCHER? WHAT ABOUT TRIP'S BROKEN HEART? YOU BASTARD.
 
YES ALL TRUE TREKKIEFANS KNOW THAT PHLARCHER IS THE ONLY SHIP THAT COUNTS THAT IS NOT IN DISPUTE REMEMBER WEHN THEY WENT ON A PINCIC AND THAT CRAZY BEAR RUINED THINGS LOL BUT ALSO TRIP BLEW HIMSELF UP BECAUSE OF THAT FACT THAT THEY WERE IN LOVE AND TRIP DIED FROM BEING BLOWN UP AND ALL HIS BODY PARTS WERE BLOWN IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS SO THEY CUOLDN'T PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER EVEYRONE KNOWS THAT
 
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